So, um, question for you guys...
... Is anyone getting rid of a dildo? Preferably a giant, really ridiculous one?
Miles has talked me into playing in the Werewolf LARP, and I'm going to play a bone gnawer who runs a used toy store, and by "used", I mean drug out of dumpsters and bought at garage sales for a quarter. And by "toy" I do mean the standard yo-yos and slinkies and things. But I'd love to talk the really nerdy LARP geeks to reaching into my bag of tricks without seeing what they were getting and watching them come out holding a giant dildo, and then riffing off that.
"No! No, it's cool man. It's cool. Check this out, this is awesome. It -vibrates-. See? No, c'mere, hold it, you can totally feel it vibrating. Nono, hold it. It's doing a -dance- in your -hand-, man. Look! It's, like, rubbery! Jiggle it a little."
I love the idea, but not quite enough to buy myself a brand new incredibly ridiculous dildo. So if you hear of anyone getting rid of one, I'm your go-to girl.
Miles has talked me into playing in the Werewolf LARP, and I'm going to play a bone gnawer who runs a used toy store, and by "used", I mean drug out of dumpsters and bought at garage sales for a quarter. And by "toy" I do mean the standard yo-yos and slinkies and things. But I'd love to talk the really nerdy LARP geeks to reaching into my bag of tricks without seeing what they were getting and watching them come out holding a giant dildo, and then riffing off that.
"No! No, it's cool man. It's cool. Check this out, this is awesome. It -vibrates-. See? No, c'mere, hold it, you can totally feel it vibrating. Nono, hold it. It's doing a -dance- in your -hand-, man. Look! It's, like, rubbery! Jiggle it a little."
I love the idea, but not quite enough to buy myself a brand new incredibly ridiculous dildo. So if you hear of anyone getting rid of one, I'm your go-to girl.