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Why are cats so useless? No matter how hard you beat them, they never do anything for you. Little bags of meat that scurry around, eating smaller meatbags, and pooping. Always pooping. Their vomit smudges well onto my feet, maybe I should stop strangling them. Kicking was always more fun. There is more than one way to tie the mustache, if you detach the mind with the hair.