It's going to be legendary.
The How I Met Your Mother Kink meme!
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2006
When they were alone (well, when Marshall had cried himself to sleep and Robin had headed back to Brooklyn to pick up some of her things) Ted could finally lay it all on the line.
And boy, did he lay it all on the line.
"Oh man," Ted said, after he'd already described in great detail the first two times he and Robin had sex. "So the third time, I get her to, like, kinda kneel down?" He scootches up the couch, trying to demonstrate with his hands and his own body, "with, like, her butt in the air?"
Barney makes a low, groaning sound of desperation, but Ted pushes right on.
"And then while she's like that, I slide in behind her, like..." He makes finger puppets in the air, describing in lurid detail, exactly how he gets himself off, gets her going, and then they get into some practically-impossible position where his head is upside down between her thighs.
Barney lets out a hot breath, his mouth forming an "O" of surprise, and he hurriedly grabs a cushion and covers his lap.
"I hate you Mosby..." He growls, when Ted realizes what's happened. It does, of course, send Ted into hysterical laughter.
"Dude! Gross!" Ted laughs.
"Totally sending you the dry cleaning bill for my pants, man." Barney growls, trying to stand up awkwardly.
"Worth it," Ted says with an evil smile.
"Hate you," Barney repeats. "This never happened."
Ted covers his mouth with his hand. "I think you need a new Bro Code Article to cover this," he laughed, as Barney backed out of the apartment, glaring back at him furiously, before storming out.
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