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purplepimphats

It's going to be legendary.

Mar 15, 2010 21:38

The How I Met Your Mother Kink meme!

Here's the deal. You post a request anonymously and then some awesome anon comes and fills it anonymously with fic (or art ( Read more... )

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anonymous March 16 2010, 02:05:48 UTC

Barney/Ted -- "strip club" is code for "bathroom sex".

anonymous March 16 2010, 16:12:26 UTC

OMG. *wants*

Stall anonymous March 16 2010, 19:12:21 UTC

"Dude! We've really gotta get a better code word nmph ( ... )

Re: Stall anonymous March 17 2010, 12:48:39 UTC

OP here. Just wanted to say UNF. MROW. This is EXACTLY what I wanted. :D Thanks, anon!

Thread 5

anonymous March 16 2010, 02:17:50 UTC

Robin/Lily (because we all know Lily has a big ol' crush on Robin!) - Sex at Robin's work

anonymous March 28 2010, 15:50:10 UTC

It was late -- and by late, she meant early morning -- when Lily arrived with a bagel as a surprise gift. Robin was the last one left in the building, as usual, dusting off her desk. It's not like they could afford cleaners ( ... )

part 2/2 anonymous March 28 2010, 15:50:45 UTC

So she shifted and kissed the other girl right on the lips. It was much different from prom night, from that awkward kiss they had shared. Lily was quick to respond, as if she had been waiting for it, too. They opened their mouths and the meeting of tongues felt electric. Lily's hands slipped down to Robin's chest, and it felt like she had transmuted the dreariness in her into pure excitement ( ... )

Re: part 2/2 idioticonion March 28 2010, 16:02:32 UTC

MMMMMmmmmmmmmm hot!

anonymous March 16 2010, 02:23:09 UTC

Lily/Marshall/Barney - Because Lily's really curious what Barney's like in bed and Marshall is a little bit too.

anonymous March 16 2010, 05:26:09 UTC

WANT THIS

AU from Perfect Week (1/2) anonymous March 16 2010, 06:47:56 UTC

It all started when Barney moved in with them ( ... )

Re: AU from Perfect Week (2/2) anonymous March 16 2010, 06:48:45 UTC

Their plan isn't exactly elegant. In fact, it mostly consists of waiting until Barney gets home and forcefully dragging him into the room. Barney protests, but then he's silenced by Marshall's mouth on his ( ... )

Thread 6

anonymous March 16 2010, 02:28:08 UTC

Barney/Ted - coming in pants.

Article 146 anonymous March 16 2010, 21:34:22 UTC

Bro code Article 146. A Bro refrains from using too much detail when relating sexual exploits to his Bros.2006 ( ... )

Re: Article 146 dreamsofspike March 18 2010, 03:02:15 UTC

hehehe absolutely hilarious :) love it :)

Re: Article 146 anonymous March 20 2010, 21:15:05 UTC

This is completely fabulous.

anonymous March 16 2010, 03:14:46 UTC

Ted/Mother - breakfast performance