A Trailer for Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever -- powered by Cracked.com

It's not going to be an entirely traumatic film, because we laugh there.

I keep forgetting that The Oscars are today.

( Mmmmm...Lay-deeeez )

And knowing's half the battle

( Better than the movie )

I had the front door open earlier, and I kept hearing a loud, steady chirp.

( Let's talk about chicks, man )