Best. Scene. Ever.
JOSH: It's good cop/bad cop. I'm the good cop; the four of you are the bad cop. Will, what are you?
WILL: The bad cop.
JOSH: Danny what are you?
DANNY: The bad cop.
JOSH: Toby, what are you?
TOBY: Hurry up.
JOSH: Charlie, who are you?
CHARLIE: I love Zoey, and I must have her back.
JOSH: The bad cop, that's right. Here we go.
WILL: That's great news about Zoey. I didn't meet her, but I bet she's nice.
CHARLIE: Not really, but my love for her knows no bounds.
DANNY: Charlie, aren't you cold without a coat?
CHARLIE: I took off my coat to show my love for Zoey.
DANNY: Wow.
CHARLIE: I'd take off my shirt too, but it's inappropriate with a tuxedo.
DANNY: Not if we're at Chipendales.
TOBY: I'm standing here!
JOSH: The buzzer's not working.
TOBY: Did you try it?
JOSH: No, I divined it.
DANNY: Maybe she's just not answering.
JOSH: The buzzer's not working. There's a note that says the buzzer's not working.
TOBY: Call her.
JOSH: No, I know women. I know what they're like. [yelling] Donna!
DANNY: I think before tonight's over, we might have ourselves a whole new story.
...
JOSH: You look amazing.
DONNA: Hi, guys.
WILL, CHARLIE and DANNY: Hi, Donna.
TOBY: Donna.
DONNA: Sorry about all this.
TOBY: Don't worry about it.
DANNY: It was stupid, but it was menschy.
JOSH: Hey, hey, hey. Good cop/bad cop.
DANNY: Sorry, it was just stupid.
DONNA: Hey, Will, you and Toby wrote maybe the greatest speech I've ever heard.
WILL: Thank you very much.
JOSH: We're going to a ball.
DONNA: Balls are fun.
JOSH: We're actually going to eight of them.
DONNA: Eight times the fun.
JOSH: I was actually the one who hit the window, the rest of them went to school on my throw.
TOBY: Let's go!
DONNA: How you doing, Charlie?
CHARLIE: Well, I'm going to win Zoey's heart from Jean-Paul.
DONNA: Excellent.
CHARLIE: 'Cause he may be good-looking and rich and well schooled and French royalty, you know, and live basically in a castle, but... Oh, God.
TOBY: This is what I've been telling you. Get in the car.
DONNA: Josh... I'm sorry. Seriously, I've never lied to you before, boss, and it won't happen again.
JOSH: You're going to have to sit on somebody's lap.
DONNA: Okay.
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And a special bonus for soaked_in_stars
ANDY: Did you just see that?
TOBY: Oh, my God. Have you been on the plane the whole time?
ANDY: No, I hopped on board when you guys were over the Great Lakes! What the hell...?
TOBY: What are you doing here?
ANDY: I told you I was coming.
TOBY: And I told you you couldn't fly.
ANDY: And Dr. Salmi said I could fly through the 32nd week, and I thought since he's my doctor, and you're really dumb, I'd join the Congressional delegation and help out Sam. Isn't it great?
TOBY: Listen to me. We've got all kinds of atmospheric cabin pressure up here. We're a little late, so the Colonel's put the hammer down in a 747. You've got windshear, downdraft, massive turbulence, not to mention four giant engines burning jet fuel at galactic temperatures. We're standing in a flying death tube!
TOBY: No, not the rest of y-you. It's just my family. It's, it's fine. [to Andy] Look...
ANDY: What do you want me to do, step off?
TOBY: Also, you've got twins in there. You're basically a minivan. How are you fitting into a seat?
ANDY: ah-ah! I saw him first girls.
WILL: The bad cop.
JOSH: Danny what are you?
DANNY: The bad cop.
JOSH: Toby, what are you?
TOBY: Hurry up.
JOSH: Charlie, who are you?
CHARLIE: I love Zoey, and I must have her back.
JOSH: The bad cop, that's right. Here we go.
WILL: That's great news about Zoey. I didn't meet her, but I bet she's nice.
CHARLIE: Not really, but my love for her knows no bounds.
DANNY: Charlie, aren't you cold without a coat?
CHARLIE: I took off my coat to show my love for Zoey.
DANNY: Wow.
CHARLIE: I'd take off my shirt too, but it's inappropriate with a tuxedo.
DANNY: Not if we're at Chipendales.
TOBY: I'm standing here!
JOSH: The buzzer's not working.
TOBY: Did you try it?
JOSH: No, I divined it.
DANNY: Maybe she's just not answering.
JOSH: The buzzer's not working. There's a note that says the buzzer's not working.
TOBY: Call her.
JOSH: No, I know women. I know what they're like. [yelling] Donna!
DANNY: I think before tonight's over, we might have ourselves a whole new story.
...
JOSH: You look amazing.
DONNA: Hi, guys.
WILL, CHARLIE and DANNY: Hi, Donna.
TOBY: Donna.
DONNA: Sorry about all this.
TOBY: Don't worry about it.
DANNY: It was stupid, but it was menschy.
JOSH: Hey, hey, hey. Good cop/bad cop.
DANNY: Sorry, it was just stupid.
DONNA: Hey, Will, you and Toby wrote maybe the greatest speech I've ever heard.
WILL: Thank you very much.
JOSH: We're going to a ball.
DONNA: Balls are fun.
JOSH: We're actually going to eight of them.
DONNA: Eight times the fun.
JOSH: I was actually the one who hit the window, the rest of them went to school on my throw.
TOBY: Let's go!
DONNA: How you doing, Charlie?
CHARLIE: Well, I'm going to win Zoey's heart from Jean-Paul.
DONNA: Excellent.
CHARLIE: 'Cause he may be good-looking and rich and well schooled and French royalty, you know, and live basically in a castle, but... Oh, God.
TOBY: This is what I've been telling you. Get in the car.
DONNA: Josh... I'm sorry. Seriously, I've never lied to you before, boss, and it won't happen again.
JOSH: You're going to have to sit on somebody's lap.
DONNA: Okay.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
And a special bonus for soaked_in_stars
ANDY: Did you just see that?
TOBY: Oh, my God. Have you been on the plane the whole time?
ANDY: No, I hopped on board when you guys were over the Great Lakes! What the hell...?
TOBY: What are you doing here?
ANDY: I told you I was coming.
TOBY: And I told you you couldn't fly.
ANDY: And Dr. Salmi said I could fly through the 32nd week, and I thought since he's my doctor, and you're really dumb, I'd join the Congressional delegation and help out Sam. Isn't it great?
TOBY: Listen to me. We've got all kinds of atmospheric cabin pressure up here. We're a little late, so the Colonel's put the hammer down in a 747. You've got windshear, downdraft, massive turbulence, not to mention four giant engines burning jet fuel at galactic temperatures. We're standing in a flying death tube!
TOBY: No, not the rest of y-you. It's just my family. It's, it's fine. [to Andy] Look...
ANDY: What do you want me to do, step off?
TOBY: Also, you've got twins in there. You're basically a minivan. How are you fitting into a seat?
ANDY: ah-ah! I saw him first girls.