what next?

[purljamber]

I feel like I'm living in a freaking jail with my landlord sometimes. She has a new rule for me every few months. Last time it was trash can size, and tonight she called and reprimanded me for having a sticker on my front door notifying firefighters that I have pets to rescue. Stickers damage the paint and then she has to sandblast and repaint, and gosh, that's such a pain!

What's next? No furniture because it makes scuff marks on the floor? No hot showers because they cause mold? Jesus on a frickin' skateboard.