The War on Christmas!!!
As all of my dear conservative friends know, liberals hate Christmas. In fact, at our weekly party meetings, we plot the end of Christmas, as well as the destruction of Western civilization. One of our strategies for the destruction of Christianity and Christmas is to replace the word "Christmas" with "holiday" and then make everyone into tofu ( Read more... )
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FROM THE PUBLISHER
Would you let your child read blatantly liberal stories with titles such as King & King; No, George, No; or It's Just a Plant?
Unless you live in Haight-Ashbury or write for the New York Times, probably not. But with the nation's libraries and classrooms filled with overtly liberal children's books advocating everything from gay marriage to marijuana use, kids everywhere are being deluged with left-wing propaganda.
Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed is the book conservative parents have been seeking. This illustrated book -- the first in the "Help! Mom!" series from Kids Ahead -- is perfect for parents who seek to share their traditional values with their children, as well as adults who wish to give a humorous gift to a friend. Hailed as "the answer to a baseball mom's prayers" ( ... )
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If I wasn't a moral person, I could make a fortune.
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Anyway, the Christmas thing is a non-issue. A good conservative wouldn't care what name the public used. All they care is theat they make those dolluhs, right? But what does it matter anyway? Even if it did matter, we should be saying Happy Hannukah instead, since technically it came first (even Christians have to concede that).
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