The War on Christmas!!!
As all of my dear conservative friends know, liberals hate Christmas. In fact, at our weekly party meetings, we plot the end of Christmas, as well as the destruction of Western civilization. One of our strategies for the destruction of Christianity and Christmas is to replace the word "Christmas" with "holiday" and then make everyone into tofu eating homos. As was exposed on Free Republic, we plan on eventually changing the holiday to Hillaryday.
Last night, I believed that our tentacles reached so far as Fox News. Here is evidence that the channel was infiltrated with my comrades and became a pawn in our war on all that is good and holy. Unfortunately, by 9:00PM last night, or 6:00AM Soviet time, the fascists at the channel altered the listings and used the vile term once again. By this morning, all references to the precursor to Hillaryday had been wiped out.
x-posted to liberal .