My longest post.....at the moment

Apr 22, 2003 18:51

I'm kinda disapointed right now (see my mood bwaaahhaahhaha) because Andrea isn't on. When I got home, cuz I went out to buy some stuff after I got home (I got an Neon Genesis Evangelion DVD! HURRAH!) my bro was on the computer. So I fell asleep. I just woke up and I have a killer headache and I haven't gotten to talk to Andrea all day...::sigh:: Today somthing sort of funny happened. When I say funny, I mean "I couldn't believe people are that dumb and its a wonder they make it through a day intact". During Gym class, I went into the bathroom and there are 4 urinals on the wall. Akid is goiing at the first one, then the next has none and the third has none, then the fourth has a kid. Well there is this prick kid that I already hate because he is so full of his dumbass self (wearing abercrombie doesn't make you a badass). Anyways he was standing there complaining and he didn't want to go in either of the two urinals because he thought it wasn't "masculine" to urinate next to another guy. Does anybody else see the flaw here? He is 18 years old and afraid to urinate next to someone! Geez! I just went in one of the middle urinals and so did another guy and then the other two kids left, so he still wouldn't go. Eventually he said "Screw it, I'll go in the stall!". I immediatly thoguht to myself "What is wrong with this moron? Is it seriosuly the end of the world to urinate next to a guy?" I've thoguht about it and came up with a theory. Guys like that have small penises -_0. Otherwise it wouldn't worry them so much to urinate next to someone. They don't want anyone to accidently see their junk and go "Hey he has a small penis" because guys just love looking at other guys (that part was a joke by the way). Maybe I'll heckle him next time. I'll ask if he won't go next to another because he is actually inssecure enough about his manhood to even urinate near anyone. Take that Abercrombie badass! ::makes awesome jabbing sword motion:: It has come to my attention everyone at my school sucks. Of course, everyone at my school says that also "oh this place sucks, I hate it" but they usually have tons of friends, lots of money, and go partying a lot then when its time for school, they just mooch off the hardworkers that do all thier work. Sounds like hell. I think maybe tommarow I'll apologize for what they have to go through each and everyday. Nah. Actually I think next time anyone says that, I'llask them "Yeah you got it rough. Want me to cut your head off and end it all? I'm just asking because it's stuck so far up your ass, I don't think you'll be able to pull it out." Oh well, I hope Andrea comes online soon.
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