Mummy?

[purepansy]

ERM!!!!

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[mistressmalfoy]

Pansy, your mother died several months ago. Are you all right?

[purepansy]

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ERM!!!!

[mistressmalfoy]

What's wrong, Pansy?

[purepansy]

IT IS ALL GONE!!!!

[mistressmalfoy]

What's all gone? Why are you yelling for your mother?

[purepansy]

WHY SHOULDN'T I YELL FOR MY MOTHER?!?! WHO ELSE SHOULD I YELL FOR ABOUT SUCH MATTERS?!?!

[mistressmalfoy]

What matters!?!

Wait...are you yelling for me?

[purepansy]

Erm? WELL!!!!

[mistressmalfoy]

Honestly, if I live a hundred more years I will never, ever understand you, Pansy.

What's going on?

[purepansy]

Should I not call you that?

Well, my mother brewed me this special potion that's been in the family for yonks, and it's all gone. I have the recipe.

[mistressmalfoy]

Oh Pansy, on the contrary. I'm honoured that you want to call me Mummy.

Special potion? If you have the recipe, can't you brew it yourself? Or if it's too complicated, perhaps Severus could brew it for you?

[purepansy]

[mistressmalfoy]

Pansy, I can't help you if all you do is make my book scream at me.

Do you want me to ask Professor Sinistra to come visit you in the Slytherin dormitories, since I can't?

[purepansy]

Why would I want to talk to Professor Sinistra?!?!

Can't you just come here?!?! YOU CAN FLOO!!!! I can brew a potion, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, but it's just that she always did it for me, and I'm out now, and MY BACK HURTS!!!!

[mistressmalfoy]

Because Professor Sinistra is like a mother to you as well.

I would have to get permission from Dumbledore to come visit, and Sadalachbia's Floo only works for her now, since the Draco incident.

Perhaps you could owl the recipe to me?

I had no idea you had chronic back pain. You should have told me.

[purepansy]

One step at a time. GOD!!!! THAT IS JUST SO GROSS!!!!

I DON'T HAVE CHRONIC BACK PAIN!!!! IT'S JUST THAT YOU KNOW MY BACK HURTS!!!! MY LOWER BACK HURTS!!!! IN THE BACK OF MY BACK!!!! AND SOMETIMES A HOT WATER CHARM HELPS TOO!!!!

PLEASE?!?!