I'VE CHECKED MY LIST TWICE!!!!

[purepansy]

As everyone knows, English is the most superiour language; hence, I have never found it necessary to engage in any foreign language instruction. After all, most foreigners scramble to learn English themselves -- I've never found myself linguistically unaccomodated whilst traveling through Europe and abroad (Benito is fluent in four-hundred sixteen

Comments

[bullystrode]

Define "sick Italian pervert".

[purepansy]

Blaise Zabini.

Was I unclear?

[bullystrode]

Blaise is indeed Italian. I'm not sure about these other accusations you have leveled at him.

[purepansy]

Did he show you the book he purchased for me?!?! PERVERT!!!!

[bullystrode]

Nothing wrong with the book. Blaise has excellent taste.

[purepansy]

THERE IS EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE BOOK!!!! I AM NOT MARRIED, I NEVER WILL BE, SO I'M INELIGIBLE FOR THE ACTIVITY!!!! IT IS CRUEL AND DISGUSTING OF HIM TO MOCK ME!!!!

[bullystrode]

It is obviously something we have differing opinions on. Blaise was trying to help you, trust me.

[purepansy]

HELP ME?

HOW?

[bullystrode]

You never know when it could come in handy. It's certainly a good thing. Blaise knows what he is talking about - and what the book is talking about.

[purepansy]

OH BLEURGH!!!!

That is just disgusting and gross. I don't CARE WHAT BLAISE KNOWS. HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ACTUALLY!!!!

[bullystrode]

He knows a lot about many different things.

[shutterbugaboo]

Which book?

[purepansy]

I'M NOT TELLING YOU!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!

[shutterbugaboo]

Um... Millicent, which book?

[bullystrode]

A very helpful one. It has embarrassed innocent Pansy.

[purepansy]

STOP IT!!!!