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[purepansy]

Weasley, the thing is . . . it's just that, what if it's true?

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[pure_nobility]

What if what's true? If this is about my feelings toward crinoline that I can tell you anything you've heard is a lie.

[purepansy]

Can I fold your socks?

[pure_nobility]

Why, they are already pristinely folded, of course.

[purepansy]

WELL UNFOLD THEM THEN!!!!

[pure_nobility]

Why would you ask me to go against my very nature?

[purepansy]

AND WHY WON'T YOU INDULGE ME?!?!?!

[pure_nobility]

WHY DO YOU NOT JUST FOLD YOUR OWN SOCKS? WHY DO YOU INSIST ON MEDDLING WITH MINE?

[purepansy]

BECAUSE I DON'T WEAR SOCKS LIKE YOURS, AND YOURS ARE BETTER FOR FOLDING!!!! WHAT'S THE HARM?!?!? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TAUGHT ME TO FOLD SOCKS IN THAT VERY SPECIAL WAY TO BEGIN WITH!!!!

[pure_nobility]

Is that what your post is about? You want to know if it's true that the way I fold socks is the most organisationally sound and artistic way of folding socks possible? Because in that case it is obviously true. I can't believe you don't even know that by now.

[purepansy]

It's just what if my socks were accidentally mixed in with yours? Then what?

[pure_nobility]

You don't even wear socks like mine. You just said so yourself.

[purepansy]

You . . . you really hate my feet don't you?

[pure_nobility]

No. I am merely stunned by their freakish, diminutive quality.

[purepansy]

You hate my feet . . .

[pure_nobility]

I NEVER SAID THAT!

[purepansy]

You like them, then?