WEASLEY, R., I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!!!!
For it is ANOTHER beautiful day, and I find myself again without the urge to squash larks!!!!!!!!!
WEASLEY, I'VE GOTTEN YOU A BLADDER!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!! I WENT AND ASKED HAGRID FOR ONE, AND I WASHED IT OUT (WITH A CLEANING SPELL, AND A STERILISING SPELL TO BOOT), AND I HEXED CREEVEY UNTIL HE CRIED FOR HIS MUMMY ASKED CREEVEY TO BLOW IT UP FOR ME, TELLING HIM IT WAS A BALLOON FOR MILLICENT!!!!! IT'S BRILLIANT FUN, WEASLEY!!!!! ALL YOU NEED IS A BEATER'S BAT, AND IT'S HOURS OF FUN FOR THE WHOLE HOUSE!!!!! ISN'T IT GRAND?!?!?! YOU CAN ALSO FIX A STRING TO IT WITH A VERY SIMPLE KNOTTING CHARM, AND PUNCH IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH YOUR FIST!!!! Oh, and I've owled you three galleons -- they're in a pink envelope, so that's how you'll know it's post from me.
DID YOU KNOW THAT URINE IS MORE SANITARY THAN SPIT?!?!?! WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT IT?!?!?!
Draco, I've something for you as well: a pair of socks with INDIVIDUAL ICKLE TOES WOVEN RIGHT INTO THEM!!!! AND THEY HAVE ALL THE COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW, INCLUDING BLACK!!!!! I'm sorry to hear that your time is being so thoughtlessly usurped with the requirement of plebeian tasks, such as chaperoning Hufflepuffs. I am thoroughly impressed, though, by the cunning nature of your brand of 'protection' -- nobody would ever suspect what the truth really is!!!! Might I remember your particular brand of canny self-protection, should in the future I be forced to interact with Hufflepuffs? I might have used that on Abbott, when she had me in that club thingee whatever.
Creevey, the chicken leg hex will wear off in two day's time. Consider it a belated gesture of gratitude for the dip in THAT HORRID, SMELLY, FOUL SWAMP, back in February -- I bide my time, Creevey. Oh yes, I bide my time. However, far be it from me to hold a grudge, so I conjured up a pair of three-toed oxfords (with LACES even) for you to wear until your legs are back to normal. I'll just leave them outside the Slytherin dungeons for you to pick up. Heh.
AND HERE'S THE BEST NEWS YET!!!!! MY BRAND NEW PET LETHIFOLD ARRIVED VIA OWL POST TODAY, AND NOW I'VE SOMETHING TO PRACTISE MY PATRONUS ON!!!!! I'm keeping it under my bed for now, for it likes the dark, and rest assured I've charmed that shoebox thoroughly with locking and sealing charms. Some don't approve of the black market, when it comes to magical creatures; however, I myself find it a very useful resource!!!! Just imagine!!!! My very own Lethifold.
I did slip into Headmaster Dumbledore's office today, for I wanted to chat to The Greatest Hogwarts Headmaster of All Time -- that would be Phineas Nigellus, of course -- however, he was not in his frame at the time I popped by. Headmaster, I left you a bouquet of freshly cut Runespoor weed -- each stem has three separate silver and grey tassles at the end, much like the heads of the Runespoor.
IT'S BEEN A GREAT DAY INDEED!!!!!
WEASLEY, I'VE GOTTEN YOU A BLADDER!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!! I WENT AND ASKED HAGRID FOR ONE, AND I WASHED IT OUT (WITH A CLEANING SPELL, AND A STERILISING SPELL TO BOOT), AND I HEXED CREEVEY UNTIL HE CRIED FOR HIS MUMMY ASKED CREEVEY TO BLOW IT UP FOR ME, TELLING HIM IT WAS A BALLOON FOR MILLICENT!!!!! IT'S BRILLIANT FUN, WEASLEY!!!!! ALL YOU NEED IS A BEATER'S BAT, AND IT'S HOURS OF FUN FOR THE WHOLE HOUSE!!!!! ISN'T IT GRAND?!?!?! YOU CAN ALSO FIX A STRING TO IT WITH A VERY SIMPLE KNOTTING CHARM, AND PUNCH IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN WITH YOUR FIST!!!! Oh, and I've owled you three galleons -- they're in a pink envelope, so that's how you'll know it's post from me.
DID YOU KNOW THAT URINE IS MORE SANITARY THAN SPIT?!?!?! WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT IT?!?!?!
Draco, I've something for you as well: a pair of socks with INDIVIDUAL ICKLE TOES WOVEN RIGHT INTO THEM!!!! AND THEY HAVE ALL THE COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW, INCLUDING BLACK!!!!! I'm sorry to hear that your time is being so thoughtlessly usurped with the requirement of plebeian tasks, such as chaperoning Hufflepuffs. I am thoroughly impressed, though, by the cunning nature of your brand of 'protection' -- nobody would ever suspect what the truth really is!!!! Might I remember your particular brand of canny self-protection, should in the future I be forced to interact with Hufflepuffs? I might have used that on Abbott, when she had me in that club thingee whatever.
Creevey, the chicken leg hex will wear off in two day's time. Consider it a belated gesture of gratitude for the dip in THAT HORRID, SMELLY, FOUL SWAMP, back in February -- I bide my time, Creevey. Oh yes, I bide my time. However, far be it from me to hold a grudge, so I conjured up a pair of three-toed oxfords (with LACES even) for you to wear until your legs are back to normal. I'll just leave them outside the Slytherin dungeons for you to pick up. Heh.
AND HERE'S THE BEST NEWS YET!!!!! MY BRAND NEW PET LETHIFOLD ARRIVED VIA OWL POST TODAY, AND NOW I'VE SOMETHING TO PRACTISE MY PATRONUS ON!!!!! I'm keeping it under my bed for now, for it likes the dark, and rest assured I've charmed that shoebox thoroughly with locking and sealing charms. Some don't approve of the black market, when it comes to magical creatures; however, I myself find it a very useful resource!!!! Just imagine!!!! My very own Lethifold.
I did slip into Headmaster Dumbledore's office today, for I wanted to chat to The Greatest Hogwarts Headmaster of All Time -- that would be Phineas Nigellus, of course -- however, he was not in his frame at the time I popped by. Headmaster, I left you a bouquet of freshly cut Runespoor weed -- each stem has three separate silver and grey tassles at the end, much like the heads of the Runespoor.
IT'S BEEN A GREAT DAY INDEED!!!!!