WEASLEY!!!!

[purepansy]

All right, Weasley?

You didn't . . . did you? I mean to say . . . I didn't. So hopefully you didn't either. Right?

Draco? C'mere!!!!

Comments

[pure_nobility]

I woke up in leather trousers. Blaise thought it was very amusing. Also, I have dates with three different girls to take walks around the lake.

[goddesspatil]

Who wants to walk around the bloody lake anyway?

[pure_nobility]

Sheila Sheffield, Gardenia Fawcett, and Lorelei McDaniels. And no, I have no idea who those girls are either.

[goddesspatil]

If any of them are from Ravenclaw, I may be forced to take points from my own house.

[purepansy]

Fancy a fourth date, then?

[pure_nobility]

I'm not going on any of those dates. They can show up to the lake and talk to the squid for all I care.

I don't have wings anymore.

[purepansy]

It would be all right if you took them each on a walk and them tossed them INTO the lake to talk to the squid!!!!

And I'm not tall anymore.

[pure_nobility]

I don't really feel like doing that much walking, even if it means experiencing the pleasure of feeding three annoying and leather-trouser loving slags to the squid. The lake is huge you know. It takes almost an entire day to walk around it.

GOOD.

[purepansy]

Is there something you would like to do instead?!?! Have a snack? Quidditch? Peruse my collection of unsolicited Diagon Alley catalogues?

INDEED!!!! NOW GIMME A LOLLY!!!!

[pure_nobility]

I feel like go flying, actually. Without wings. Flying around the lake is much faster and more scenic.

Okay, but I should tell you that Mayree sampled them all first.

[purepansy]

LET'S GO FLYING, THEN!!!! NO WINGS, JUST BROOMS!!!! It's not only faster and more scenic, but there's always the chance for DIVEBOMBING!!!!

I am confident that between now and when we meet in the common room to head out, that you will be able to procure a fresh lolly for me!!!!