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[pure_sass]

READ THIS! "the hipster grifter"

we all know someone like this girl, right? right.

anyway. watch out my sweet little brooklyn babies! this crazy betch is on the loose in your neck of the woods.

Comments

[cowboyhero]

I read this story again and I gotta say while I feel bad for anyone who gets taken in a scam and I feel sorry for the girls parents, I really don't care about these stupid New York hipsters. Ain't they got a bullshit detector or is that something they don't pass out to city folk? I suppose that spending all your time on your fucking twitter website isn't good practice for rooting out a lie. Seriously I don't think that any amount of prodding from a homely Korean chick would ever get me to part with a large amount of cash. I hope that I'm a little brighter than that. This isn't like the elderly getting conned, these guys are young and should be a little quicker on their feet. They've just got yellow fever and a weakness for lame tattoos? That girl isn't even cute, not remotely.

Does anybody find employment at Vice magazine impressive? I mean, that's how she conned these guys, right, by pretending to be "in" and cancerous? I wouldn't be fucking caught dead talking to anyone who was interested in Vice fucking magazine, or found the thing impressive, was impressed by hipness and connections; and anyone involved in the creation of Vice and similar publications, all the advertisers, people who buy clothes, should all be lined up, forced on their knees and shot, right there in the dust.

[pure_sass]

ha! true, true, true. all true.

[cowboyhero]

Sometimes I just wonder. That the universe should waste one atom of energy on these fools is beyond me, beyond anything. One day we're all going to have to grow up.

[insweden]

this made me laugh sooooo much. thank you for starting my day off right, williams.

[cowboyhero]

Wheaties, yogurt, orange juice, a banana and Jeff WIlliams: a heart-healthy breakfast!