On the twelfth day of Christmas,
punkybritesan sent to me...
Twelve bears drumming
Eleven boys piping
Ten kittens a-leaping
Nine strawberries dancing
Eight roses a-milking
Seven ceres a-swimming
Six oceans a-hellsing
Five fo-o-o-oreign languages
Four text messages
Three horror movies
Two pop tarts
...and a crawfish in a comedy.