In These Moments
From this moment I recall a situation in World History last year that made me laugh..
I sat down slowly and moved my books from side to side and started fidgeting with my fingers. I wanted to die and I could feel my cheeks melting from the intense heat.
“Why is it so hot in here? As a matter of fact I am going to die if somebody doesn’t crank the AC in this place like right now." I almost screamed
“It must be just you.” About 100 freaks screamed back
I looked around nervously like the whole lot of them was kamikaze.
Too bad now I am not paranoid this time, but sick. Suddenly the room was hot. It must just be me after all. Those freaks were right.
Another moment of paranoia
Ok this is the scenario: I am driving along the road desperate to get to Taco Bell and we all know what happens when I go to Taco Bell as the driver. Random soccer lady bitches running me off the road because they are blind and can't see stop signs. Anyways as I was saying I get in the outside lane to turn and all of a sudden the lane is shrinking shrinking shrinking shrinking down to nothing.
"OMG JESUS CHRIST WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE" I am screaming as I stupidly let my hands off the steering wheel and we go shaking back and forth inside the 1 inch lane.
"What the fuck." everybody unlucky enough in the cars smart-assly comments.
I swear people the lane actually shrank and the cars in the other lane were getting bigger. I fucking hate driving. No I lied. I like it. I need my car though
I remember though alot of times especially when my dad is driving I feel like we are going to rear end the car in front of us because he cuts it so close and slams on the brakes in the last second. Once I had to do it for this magical red light that decided not to go yellow but right to red. I was like christ what the hell. I had to slam on the brakes and the car behind me honked. OK ASSHOLE did u not just see what happened. FUCK.
From this we get another memory..
which is completely off the subject but whatever I suddenly remembered it.
We are driving my Aunt Pasa (pronounced Pay-suh) and I along the highway in New York and the sun is etting its really pretty and we stop because well u stop when there is traffic. Anyways I am chilling and i look out the window and...
"OMG"
So I am freaking out because guess what is next to me only inches from me seperated just by glass.
Yes the beast of the threshold.
A bear.
It's licking the window and I think it wants to eat me.
"Drive."
"I can't I can't there is a car a foot in front of us! OMG"
"Go around Go Around!!!!!!!!!!"
AHHHHHhh. You should have seen the bear. It was scary. I was only . So we go around and we are driving along and I swear to you we never mentioned it again.
I don't know why I wrote this. Because there is nothing else to do and I'm really getting bored with it now. it's not funny. it's gay.
dancing in my nuddy pants,
jessica.