Christina is Cooler Than You

Aug 18, 2004 21:25

It's more than likely that no matter how badass you are or even how badass you think you are Christina is cooler than you. She did this beautiful layout for me today and put up with my oh change this change that on almost everything because I am a persnickety bitch. She is so cool. This is all her design all I did was pick out some things. CHRISTINA PHOENIX *STONE?* DESERVES ALL CREDIT FOR THIS LAYOUT. Steal her shit but it will never be the same.

So there.

Everyone else is gay. Well pretty much everyone.

I am still shoving up bits of paper into my nose and it still isn't working. this morning I woke up in a pool of my own snot. HAHA. Not. I am just kidding. But no not really. You figure it out what I mean by that.

No dreams last night which is probably for the best. Lately the dreams have been getting like acid trips or like that one part in the movie 2001: A space odyssey where at the end all these colors of the virtual time travel are flying all over your screen and you're like oh *SHIT* I should have smoked more than just one hit. AHHH gah it's freaky.

There were these sparks in the backyard and my mom was all "JESUS CHRIST IS ON FIRE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!" And she did and while she was on the phone with them in the other room I stood out there staring at the sparks coming off the wires and a big fire broke out. I just stood there watching the pretty colors while my mom came flying out of the other screaming bloody mary. My brother than proceeded to put the fire out with the hose. The fire department still hasn't come. haha. What does that tell you.

And I wasted your time..didn't I?
and that's the reason we fight all the time
It's been so long since you've been a friend of mine
gonna take a vaction stop chasing what i lack
am i gonna get blown off as soon as i get back
on another track without you
I BEAT THE F-IN SONG BITCHES!

Anyways the power keeps going off. Like at all random times and I lost all this unsaved data I was like fucking shit. FUCK

I need to take a shower but not tonight because I don't feel like it..so I won't. So there.

I really need to get my phone taken care of. i don't really care much about that thing. It's a stupid phone it doesn't do anything. I don't even have cool games. If i had a picture phone maybe I would use it once in a while or if my fucking cock buckery text messaging was working.

I remember the Are You Happy Now video by Michelle Branch. I really liked that video. That song is on now but it's almost over. I wonder what song is next on the playlist. Ok it's over. The next song up is... Truth or Dare by N.E.R.D. This treminds me of volleyball freshman year. I burned this song 14 times straight and played it on my cd on the way to away games. I was like straight pimping bitches.

Do you guys know what I mean? like have a song you liek so much you could listen to it over and over. I remember once I think it was 77 times I listened Jewel's "Enter From the East". great song. Right now I'm putting Goodnight Moon by Shivaree on constant repeat. Because u fucking care thats why.

I went to KFC today and had my fingers crossed that Hunter wasn't there. that freak. Ok thank god he wan't. He's so weird he like pees in the junior parking lot and poops in trash cans around school. Drozd is responsible for that.

I haven't listened to my Flogging Molly cds yet.

My cds from the lovely and very generous BMG came the other day. 3 Beck cds. BECK BITCHES! 3 PJ Harvey and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I should listen to them.

Corinne is out of the gastrobsdbrfisjology clinic. She is fine. She slept all day. I haven't talked to her all day which makes me sort of nervous but whatever I get my updates from kaitlyn.

I'm chill as fuck right now. Chill as fuck.

My Space is gay. It doesn't even really do anything. I don't know why I waste my fucking time there looking at ugly pictures of people I hate. Because it's free society you arrogant fag.

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT.

My dad has no money. He is poor.

Someone came to the door and whoever it was got bored because no one came to the door for like 2 minutes and by the time I pulled my stupid gay brother away from the Simpsons to answer the door they were gone and he yelled at me for lying.

how u like it daddy how u like it daddy?
have u ever had a freak-a-leak in your life?

I once swallowed a Celebrex pill thingy
CELEBRATE!! CELEBRATE!! C'MON and CELEBRATE.

Ok done. more latra if i fucking feel like.

jessica.
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