CHiPs
i got owned by the california highway patrol today. i had just gotten off work and was leaving the elementary school as i turn onto a side street and pass a chp officer who is going straight. i continue down the road about a quarter mile when i look up in my rear view to see the asshole make a right and follow me. next thing i know his red lighs are on. at this point im enraged because for no reason should he have pulled me over. so he comes to the window and says "your windows are tinted." are you fucking serious? come on. so then he asks for license/registration all that so i give it to him and i wait in the car for awhile. when he comes back he hands me a ticket and im like wtf. he goes "you have an illegal license plate cover, it's not a moving violation, but a "fix it" ticket. so I go "really, huh, thats illegal? i bought it at kragen how could that be?" stupid fucker didnt say anything but "be sure to get that plate cover and tint removed." so i said with a smirk "have a good day" took off slowly and as soon as i turned the corner, floored that bitch and took off. i powerslid around another turn and almost overcorrected and slammed on my brakes in front of my friend jons house and pulled the e brake to do a 180. i smoked the shit out of my tires but its always fun to pull the e brake and do 180s. epecially when im fucking pissed at this 5 foot cop. oh well. it's not like a $377 fine that some cop gave me for my lights before. i think it's $10.
