Leave me where I am, I'm only sleeping
If you haven't gotten sick of me geeking out on Juan Son yet, then please, hold out for just one more paragraph.
The copy of Mermaid Sashimi I ordered finally came, oh joyous day! Some jerkhole wrote a review saying the only songs worth buying this CD for were Nada, Mermaid Sashimi and Goldfish but to him I say...uh, I disagree? Each and every song on this album is a winner. Even the two that don't even break the two minute mark. And Marianela, which is just a minute and a half of the music track from Nada. I've never said that about any CD I own. Ever. That's how obsessed I am with this music right now. Sure, the songs I've mentioned are easily the catchiest of the bunch, but something has got to be said for the name takery that is Unicorn's Puberty and El Resplandor. Lesser weirdos would be scared off by the strangeness of Captain Whirlpool or Ana Paula, but not this weirdo. That shit is beautiful.
And let me just say what a great month it's been for Juan Son fandom. All this shit happened within the span of a few short weeks. First, relative unfamiliarity with him became a full-on obsession, followed by him making an appearance on CuentameLove. He wrote a pretty new opening theme for the show, and he plugged his concert for the 15th where he asked everyone to wear costumes (he was a lobster). And then the music video for Mermaid Sashimi premiered this month. OH. And he was also on the cover of Mixup's monthly circular. That one actually pisses me off though 'cause it's free and I don't live close enough to Mexico/a Mixup store to make an easy trip over the border to snag a copy. If ever I needed Chava to make a pilgrimage to Tijuana it was in August. Eugh.
Hooray! I've finally gotten that out of my system.. I can live out the rest of my mad love for Juan Son quietly now. I'm not saying I want to adopt a child with him or anything, I just really love his music.
I'm not even going to recommend him to youse guys. I won't be like, "I love this, so now you have to, too!" like I usually am. He's really out there and I won't be held responsible if you don't like him. Check him out at your own risk. If you like adorable little Mexicans (like me!) who sound like bjork (not like me!), MGMT, and the Electric Light Orchestra, then you'll maybe like it. Maybe.
Wow and three quarters! Disney bought Marvel for four billion smackers? That sentence surprises me more than the actual fact that Disney bought Marvel for four billion smackers. I can't say I'm too surprised since Disney's been airing the hell out of past X-Men and Spider-Man animated series. So that's cool. Now get crackin' on them Marvel flavored attractions at Disneyland, please.
I went to Jack in the Box today and got free kids meal toys! Remember the beanie babies that were in happy meals up until a few weeks ago? They had a giraffe and I was hoping to buy one. It's all Lor's fault I love giraffes now since she sent me a giraffe beanie baby for my birthday once. Okay, I wanted Grimace, too. Oh well! I got Yo Gabba Gabba! swag now.
I had me some tacos and curly fries because both are bomb and I haven't had me some JitB in too long. I saw they had YGG toys, and being a pretty big fan of the show, I wanted a Plex and Muno toy because I'm not enough of a child as it is.
So, I goes up to the counter and ask if they have any of those, they said yepand they just gave them to me. I even stuck around for a minute 'cause I thought they were going to come back and charge me for them. Nope! Free kids meal toys, happy day. I wonder if they maybe thought I'd bought a kids meal and just wanted a different toy? Or maybe they were like, 'Aw fuck it. He already bought somethin'." Either way, they gave me two. Cockawesome. It's dancy dance time now, bitches.
Ugh! I am getting so sick of this continued "I can't sleep" business. You ever watch movies or TV and find yourself saying "I wish I could do that." or something? Of course you have. Lately I've been doing that about PEOPLE FUCKING SLEEPING. People on TV are sleeping and I can't join in on the fun. I'm not even joking. I see someone even mention sleep or going to bed and I fucking burn with envy. They make it look so easy.
They go to sleep. They wake up. They go on with their lives. This shouldn't be so hard.
I probably shouldn't be admitting this, but I was actually singing "I'm Only Sleeping" to myself the other day and the end result was me wanting to cry bitter ass tears. True story.
I don't even dream anymore.
Or I can't remember them, at least.
Maybe it's not all so bad. If I were a normal, well-adjusted person I wouldn't be able to write the crazy!random shit I write in this thing. And maybe I wouldn't be able to think the thinks that I think. I can still read any random entry on this thing and make myself laugh. I wag my finger at you normals. I shall henceforth endeavor to wear the bags under my eyes as a badge of honor. Ooh I quite like badges.
Have I told anyone how big a crush I have on Rachael Maddow? It's so huge I'm willing to watch Late Night with Jimmy Fallon just to see her.
That's all for this week, I think. I've been making my entries way too long and I'm sure you won't thank me for stretching out your friends page again. I have a lot to write about considering I'm a kid what don't never do nothin'. See you next week!
Lor!! Before we get to the following recap I need to fill you in one some crazy shit I was just made aware of today that you will definitely give a crap about! One of the first Telemundo novelas I ever seriously watched was Amores de Mercado. This was, what..two or three years ago, I think? Michel Brown was in that, and he was in Yahir's first novela back when everyone was all OMG Yahir in a novela. Anyway, this one kid whose name I still haven't learned was in it, and he was the kid who I thought was supposed to be playing Santiago because he too is adorable (If you are so inclined, you can check him out on Un Gancho al Corazon, currently airing on Univision weekdays at 7pm.) He plays this kid who grew up as a richie rich, until his daddy left him and his mom for his other family, taking all the monies with him. Anycrap, I found out this morning that AdM is currently re-airing!
I found out (though I shouldn't be surprised) that it was also an RTI Colombia production. Here's the shit that should interest you! The guys who play Santiago's and Cesar's dads were in that. Wow! And so is Carmen Villalobos. That's Alex! You don't say! And guess who the fuck else was in that novela. Go ahead. Guess. Okay, it's Andres Fierro. Or as you know and love him, Diego Aguirre!
I remember seeing this episode back when it aired in primetime but this morning I was like :O the whole time. He had such long hair and it was almost too disturbing to look at! He was one of the richie rich kids on the soccer team (He DID look like a douchebag soccer kid with that hair!) who gets in a fight with the other kid who is now poor. They have a little tiff over who gets to practice on the pitch and Andres ends up kicking his ball the fuck off the field. Kid ain't too happy about this 'cause if I remember correctly, when he was younger that ball was signed by Michel Brown's character, who was/is his effing soccer idol. Who falls in love with his mom. And he can't play soccer no more 'cause he's got a gimp knee. But he plays anyway and ruins his knee completely, along with his soccer career. And possibly the ability to walk ever again. Oh, hooray!
And this is where I turn this shit into a six degrees of Kevin Bacon kind of thing with my shameful knowledge of telenovelas and various actors!
Also pretty fucking random, today I also happened to see Sebastian Caicedo (That's Esteban, yo!) on this telenovela airing on LATV (I didn't know they aired novelas now) called Nadie es Eterno en el Mundo. Apparently he plays another douchbaggy guy in that, only he talks with his Colombian accent in this one and not in his clean, regionally unspecific Spanish reserved for Niños Ricos.
I can't remember how he talked in Amores Cruzados, a TV Azteca production (where I first saw him) that took place in both Colombia and Mexico. Fun Fact! That novela starred David Zepeda and Michel Gurfi. You know Michel as Hottieboynewkid, from Rebelde! That was before he had his last name shortened from Gurfinkell. As for David Zepeda, he's currently starring in Sortilegio opposite William Levy (whom he also shared top billing with in the Venezuelan production Accorralada) wherein I've heard Levy's love scenes are so hardcore they show you pretty much everything but the penetration. Yep! Another Fun Fact! Marcelo Cordoba and Julian Gil (Also on Accorralada) play bisexual characters. And the two of them have even had love scenes together. Or at least you see them naked in bed together post-coitus gayus. In a Mexican Novela, you say? Scandalous!
Fun Fact! I heard Sortilegio has been picked up for an extra 50 episodes on account of the novela set to take its place (Also starring Levy. Wow.) just isn't ready yet. It's supposed to be one of those period piece novelas and hair, makeup and wardrobe takes so fucking long they can only film about two scenes per day (as opposed to the 20-30 scenes a day on regulah-ass novelas)
Okay, so before Sortilegio, Marcelo Cordoba was in Juro Que Te Amo, where he was after the same Ladyfriend as Jose Ron, whose little brother Julio, you already know, currently works as a go-go dancer at BlackCherry, Guadalajara's premiere gay bar destination. Oh, but he says he isn't gay. It could be true, 'cause those boys make some mad bank shakin' it for the money that dare not speak its name. But who cares?
Not to be outdone by his little brother, Jose Ron is currently playing a gay character who's in a relationship with Jaime Camil in the telenovela Los Exitosos Perez, wherein Camil plays a gay news anchor who is 'married' to his co-anchor and are THE GREATEST MARRIED NEWS TEAM IN ALL OF NEWS. Just like..eugh, that one Tim and Eric bit. Anyway, the marriage is just a publicity kind of thing, since like I said his lovah is Jose Ron, who is the news station producer's son. Ha! In one particular scene, the two are supposed to greet each other with a quick little peck on the cheek. But! Apparently the folks at Televisa flipped out and they censored it. Well, it wasn't really censored so much as they froze the image onscreen at the point before their lips make contact. You can't look at two men kissing, so instead you're going to be subjected to this still-image of two men about to kiss!
Loverly!
Are you still with me? Good. The Niños Ricos update is just below! This was a good week for Santi and Diego, sort of.
Another week of NR!
It's Monday! And Santiago and Diego are nowhere to be seen! So here's what's happened while they're away.
Isa is having another mean bitch discussion with her mean bitch friends. Lesbian girl Laura is there, too! So you think things are cool since she came out? If you did you would be wrong! 'Cause at the end of their little exchange they all turn to face her with the mad stink eye. She gives them a look like, "Oh, fuck you!" and walks away.
What happened to not taking no shit, Lesbian girl Laura? I certainly hope Diego does better than that.
David sees Alex out on the campus grounds and ain't too happy to see her, not after seeing her kiss Esteban. She tries to engage him in conversation but he goes all prickly and shit. Alex kinda gets mad too and says she hasn't done anything to piss him off and doesn't deserve to be talked to all rude and shaz.
Alex wants to talk with Anaís about Esteban but she's all Eugh! and shit. Alex knows Esteban is a shitbag, and a liar, and very rude, but she can't help it. She likes him.
Anaís is sorry to break the news but she overheard Isa and her friends talking, and she and Esteban are going to Jamaica (Fun fact! Did you know Jamaica is a Spanish word? It is. And you've been pronouncing it wrong since forEVER. It means Hibiscus. Maybe you remember my Jamaica water joke. But prolly not.) for a week, it looks like they're getting back together. And now Alex is le pissed.
Then for a while nothing interesting happens. Except for this. Esteban and the boys want to hire David to do a little job for them. David, always wary of what them ol' rich boys want him to do asks what he gets out of it. Esteban says if he does this, his debt to him is absolved, and he'll give him a nice little chunk of change for his trouble.
They haven't told him what the job is, but oh gee, it might have something to do with setting up a webpage dedicated to Juan's dad fucking Amelia.
Juan says Amelia is so fucking hot it in it's a shame he has to see his dad, but it's a sacrifice he's willing to make.
Gross.
....and PSP kid Miguel still wants to bang Dorotea. Uh-huh.
See you for Tuesday!
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Thanks for stopping by again, it's Tuesdizzle! And Santi and Diego are in this one! Not together, though. They get two "seperate but equal" storylines today. (Damn, that was like the Cadillac of gay jokes)
Alex decides on showing up to the airport to "see Esteban off." What she's actually planning is confronting him in front of Isa and saying, "YEAH I KNEW YOU WERE GOING WITH ISA TO MAKE UP WHILE TRYING TO PLAY ME AT THE SAME TIME, FOO'" She says she's glad they're getting back together because they were totally made for each other. Oh! And she gives him the telenovela BITCHSLAP! just to show him she means binnis.
Amelia goes to Juan's house and she demands to know where Cesar is. He, along with Roberto, are currently with Vanessa on their way to an undisclosed location to see Manuel's dad to discuss conditions of his surrender or some shit. 'Cause if he don't turn himself in he's probably going to get all shot up in the face. And elswhere.
So like I said, Amelia is like omg juan where the FUCK is your dad. Juan says he doesn't know, he left on a business trip. With Vanessa~~~ooh! So by now there's, like, steam shooting out Amelia's vagina. One would think.
Today we find out why His Thugness Arturo wants the day shift on David's cab. He and Mati have struck up a deal to to keep the GMS boys with all the druggies they do love. Art will supply Mati, who will supply the kids at school, but he needs David's cab to move product around. Interestingly scandalous!
Veronica got all drunk and drove to school to pick up Gabriel for some gardener boy love squeezins. Gabriel drives her to their lurve-partment but he won't fuck her 'cause she's drunk. She insists and Gabe loses his cool and says that at her age this kind of shit is ridiculous. She takes this as, "OMG desperate-ass bitch, you're old!" So she drives directly to her plastic surgeon and demands to have some work done. He refuses. So she goes home and drinks some more.
She gets home and pours herself the last of whatever is in her particular bottle, and she drunkenly throws it to the floor. Lucky for her, Santi just happens to walk in as she does this.
"Don't you think you're drinking enough? This is getting out of hand."
But Veronica is too drunk to make with the witty banter. "Why do you hate me, Santiago?"
'Maybe it's because you've never given me any reason to love you. Or respect you. Even just a little.'
"So why don't you just leave!?"
'You know, if I were any kind of human being I would have done that a long time ago.'
"WHY DON'T YOU?"
'Because I'm a coward, all right? A horrible, disgusting wretch of a person! Just like my parents.' And off he trots to his room!
Veronica is left crying her drunk-ass telenovela eyes out.
Casa de Diego time! Damn, that house is tits. Diego and his mom are in the kitchen when he asks his mom why she went to see Eduardo Dominguez (Isa's dad.) And she's like, "Oh! It's not what you think. He's going to help us out."
'With what?'
"With sticking it to your father and getting what he owes us."
'And you're willing to sit with Eduardo Dominguez for that?'
"To get even with your father I'd be willing to make a deal with t--"
'Haha, okay, I got it. Well, if that's the case, I think I'll be needing some help from you, too.'
"Oh?"
'I came out at school today.'
Ooh, this next scene is nice.
So anyway, back at drunk bitch manor, Santi's in his PJs and laughing at whatever it is he's watching on TV. I never would have guessed Santi ever did something so normal as watch tv. Or laugh. What with all the repressing his homosexuality and swim practice. Oh, and like, the eleven times he's slept over at Diego's house.
Like I was saying, he's gettin' his teevee watchin' on when Veronica comes in looking very well put together.
"Well, I'm here, I'm sober, and I've come to make peace with you."
'Uh-huh.'
So that went well! But at least they're not fighting anymore.
"Santiago, I'm starting to worry about your father." Santi just smiles at her.
"This isn't funny, Santiago! He hasn't checked in, he hasn't called. He won't even answer his phone. That's not like him"
'Okay, wow, you really are worried about him.' He laughs some more. 'There's just no understanding you, is there?'
After a few moments silence Santi asks, 'Do you want me to make you something for dinner?' (Aw)
"No, thank you. I can't really eat right now."
Santi smiles again and motions for her to sit next to him. Veronica sits and lays her head in Santi's lap.
'What you need is to go to bed. If dad calls me, I promise I'll let you know right away. Come on, we'll go together.' and off the two of them go. It was very ADORABLE FAGGOT SON of him. If he still went by that name, of course.
Speaking of, where did we leave off with new!ADORABLE FAGGON SON, anyway? Ah, yes...
'I came out at school today.'
"What? Why did you do that?"
'Somebody wrote something derrogatory on the board, and I just knew it was about me.'
"Oh, Diego, I'm sorry."
'That's all right. You'll be glad to know I didn't take any of their crap, and I was surprised by how many people stuck up for me!'
"That's wonderful! I'm so happy for you."
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It's Wednesday! Today we get nothin' but Diego! But only in the beginning, and then only for a little bitty scene that could have easily fit into last night's episode. But it didn't. So today will have some filler I hope you find entertaining regarding the other boys what ain't gay. Let's do dis shit.
While not the same scene, the following is basically a rehash of the last scene we had with Diego and his mom.
Still in the kitchen, Diego and his mom Aura chat it up over tea. She says she can't believe in this day and age there's so much discrimination. But Diego says,
"You don't have to worry about me, I know how to defend myself. I got that from you. And I'm happy for all the support I got."
'Santiago?'
"No. Santiago is my biggest disappointment. He didn't even say anything to defend me, he just sat there."
'I can't believe it.'
Then Diego says something super burnful in that he preferred the brutality of his enemies to the indifference of a coward. There's no super awesome Serge-like way to translate that, as it is burnful enough as-is. OH SHIT!
'I never would have guessed he'd do something like that. I had Santi all wrong.'
"At least now I know who I can trust. Santiago is no friend of mine."
And my heart breaks.
Juan's kickin' it in his living room and he's talking to Matías on the phone. "So what are you doing, Juan?"
'Nothin'. I'm at home all by myself and I wanted to invite you over.'
"You mean invite me over 'cause you're bored or 'cause you crossed to the other side like your friend Diego and you wanted to spend some quality time together?"
'Oh, you're funny. No, I'm calling you because I'm having a barbecue and I want you to invite some girlies.'
PSP kid Miguel, a vision of loveliness in his pink striped shirt gets a phone call, he answers, "Hey there, cutie!"
'Hey, Miguel, it's Matías. Juan's havin' a barbecue at his house today and he wants everyone to show up. You'll be there, yeah?'
"Yes, my love!"
'Could you knock that off? It's disturbing.'
"Yeah, I'll be there. I want to invite Dorotea."
'Give it up, already! You're welcome to try but you know she won't say yes.'
"We'll see."
Aaaand that's all that's fit to write about, except for this:
Lucía and Alex were rob-bed! Someone snuck into their hotel room and made up with all the money they had squirrelled away. Having nowhere else to turn, they are now staying with Guillermo in his cabin on the outskirts of town. Booya.
Also, Esteban is having a miserable time in Jamaica, what with Isa trying to have sex with him all the time.
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Welcome to Thursday night. As you know, every night is ladies night. What do I mean by that? You'll see.
Diego and Santi are in this one! With absolutely no dialogue! But they are oh so cute it doesn't even matter.
Did I tell you that Amelia is lookin' all super hot today? It's because she's so pissed at Cesar that she wants to fuck Juan. Fuck the son to get back at the father. I think Freud put it best when he said, "That shit is super hot."
Verbatim.
Meanwhile, Esteban is trying to buy more wang pills. They don't work because he's supposed to wait 24 hours (what?) and he tells Isa that he just can't concentrate. So Isa's all grr and shit now.
Forgive me, I can't stop myself--- Looks like there won't be any Jamaican Love for either of them. Haw!
But guess who totally got it on: Lucía and Guillermo! And we see.....alot of Lucía. Like, super really no-no much. We were a slightly inclined leg away from full on vag shot.
Oh, and there is no way that body belongs to her.
Who is that showing up to Juan's barbecue? Why, it's none other than Lesbian girl Laura! With a Lesbian girlfriend! Who is this girl! She's cute! Mati and Juan are standing together and it seriously looks like Mati is about to start humping Juan, while Juan has his fingers halfway in his mouth and is about to bite them off. Straight dude kryptonite, woo. Meanwhile, Juliana and Amelia are like...eugh, I thought we made it clear we didn't want her kind around.
Later! Diego and Santi show up at the barbecue, too! This is head explosion time. Diego as good as said santi was dead to him, AND THE TWO OF THEM ARE SO ADORABLY CHATTING EACH OTHER UP AND LAUGHING as if nothing had happened. Just chillin' in front of the grill. Exactly like when they were talking and laughing and gettin' oh so close at the country club pool. And aw, Laura says hi to Diego and introduces the boys to her girlfriend.
Juan sees them and is all, "Who invited those 'mos to my barbecue, man?"
Miguel says, "Oh, come on. Leave'em be. They're not hurting anyone. You never know, they might even kiss each other."
'Are you kidding me? You actually want to see that? You're fucking depraved.'
"Hey, it'd be a lot more interesting than any of the tired crap we're used to lookin' at." He says as Juliana and Amelia walk by.
And then Juan sees Lesbian girl Laura and her grrrrrlfriend walk by. 'On second thought, you might have a point, there.'
Miguel flashes him a smile, "Oh, now who's being depraved?"
Juan says the girls would make a wondeful addition to their website. Miguel agrees, saying the homosexual market remains virtually untapped within their circles.
Hrm! He could have just as easily have said lesbian, but no. And he was awful understanding, or so it seemed, of Santi and Diego. What is going through that boy's head? And where the shit is his PSP?
Mystery!
Later on, though, you see Diego sitting at a table with Rocío and some other girl. And I couldn't see the whole table next to them 'cause Mati was in the way, but I'm fairly certain Santi was at a table by himself. Maybe baby D wasn't kidding after all.
Say hey, Dorotea shows up to the BBQ after all! She refuses a drink but asks him to show her around the house.
I missed some of this scene because WE WERE PRE-EMPTED BY A FIRE IN RANCHO PALOS VERDES. Here is why I don't care: These people are rich. These people are insured up the ass. They're going to be unhappy for all of five seconds. So there.
And we're back. By now Mati has spiked Lola's drink and plans to get his rape on in Cesar's room with all that kinky recording equipment.
Likewise, Juan wants to bang Amelia. However, he rebuffs Amelia's advances. It's not hard to get he's playing so much as you-fucked-my-dad-so-eat-my-shit-you-frigid-bitch.
Also, Aura is having dinner with a creepy and flirtatious Eduardo. He's still going to help Aura totally screw over Diego's dad the way he screwed them over. Only Karina is being a nosy bitch and Eduardo's bodyguard is keeping tabs on him for her. When he tells her Eduardo is having dinner with another woman she assumes the worst and rushes to the scene to confront them. Ooh.
See you Friday!
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It's Friday and Friday's ep kicked ass. So did Diego! Seriously. And it happened right at the beginning. Just thinking about it makes me giddy. He's my superhero now! Oh, won't you read with me?
Lesbian girl Laura and her girlfriend are standing around and they're all, "Hey, this is, like, kinda boring." Diego and Santiago walk up to them and Diego says, "Yeah. These parties are all the same, they're boring."
Laura's girl, whose name I haven't caught yet asks why he came, then.
"To be seen. Santi invited me and I thought it might be a good idea to keep my face out there after what these homophobes tried to pull on me at school." She points at both them them, "Oh, you're gay!" But Santi is quick to correct her, "Oh, no, Diego. Diego! He's gay." POINT.
Matías walks up and puts his arms around Laura and her girl, both of them make the most adorable faces of harshest dislike.
"I hope you girls are enjoying yourselves!" He then puts his arms around Santi and Diego, and their faces are just as adorable and full of disdain. "Well, if you're bored, we've prepared a special room for all of you if you wanted to have some...fun!"
Feeling a little rambunctious (When do I ever get to use that word? EVER?), Diego says to Mati, "Really? If that's the case, why don't you come up to the room with me right now?"
The girls gasp at Diego in astonishment while Santiago's face can only be read as "ohmygoddiegopleaseyouregoingtogetyourasskicked"
As for Mati..well, we'll come back to that.
Naw, fuck it. We're finishing this shit.
Mati's like, 'What the hell did you just say?'
"Why don't the two of us go up to the room and have some fun like you said?"
'Watch it, I'm not into that shit!'
"~Ooooh!~" And oh no! Diego actually turns his back on Matías to a giggling Laura and gf.
"What's wrong? You did say there was a room for us, right? Why so concerned about my comfort? You're not one of those in-the-closet gays, are you?"
'What? You just wait 'til I get you by yourself!'
"Well, we can just go to the room for that."
'I meant on the street, I'll kick your ass!'
Then Mati rushes Diego with a punch. Poker faced Diego grabs the arm headed towards him to stop him and delivers a punch of his own right to Mati's stomach. And his shit goes down! What happened to my sweet innocent Diego!?
Mati scrambles to his feet, 'Don't even think this is how this ends!'
"Whenever and wherever you want, Matías! I'm not afraid of you!" And he gives him the mad-ass stare down! Matías runs off to lick his wounds (and maybe cry a little) when Laura and her girlfriend rush over to hug Diego. There's that sweet smile again! Santiago paces a few steps and gives Diego an impressed and relieved thumbs up (and gets a massive megaboner for him, I'm sure). His point now made, I say to you DIEGO FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN. And ooh that jacket Diego wore was fucking tits. I gotta find out where to get me one of them. They don't use Diego as a fashion plate quite as often as some of the other boys, so I approve!
Karina made a big stink when she confronted Eduardo and Diego's mom at the restaurant 'cause she thinks there's something going on between them. She makes a scene, and when they get back home even threatens to kill herself. From a second story balcony. Yep.
Over in Jamaicatown Isa is now giving Esteban shit for his erectile disfunction. An angry Esteban's excuse is that she's such a repugnant bitch there's not a man alive who could get hard for her. Touche!
And at the cabin, Lucía and Guillermo get a visit from Monica. She showed up just to let them know how easy it is for her to find the two of them. Afterwards she says to herself that she'll be dead before she lets the two of them be together. Oooh.
Alex and Anaís show up at the party. Juliana and Amelia are total bitches to her, as you might expect. And they totally remind her how much fun Esteban must be having with Isa in Jamaica right now. But later Alex notices Lola is no longer around and she immediately begins to fear the worst. And she would be right. By now they've also drugged Dorotea and she's starting to feel something is wrong.
Alex starts searching the house for Lola, and David finally shows up.
The first thing David says to Rocío upon arriving is, "Where is she?"
'Who?'
"You didn't come to this party by yourself. Where's Lolita?"
But Rocío don't know, so it's up to David to find her.
Outside, Dorotea is stumbling around and PSP kid Miguel sees his chance to pounce. Juan grabs him because Laura and her girlfriend get to Dorotea first. She says she doesn't feel well and wants to leave. The girls offer her a ride home and Miguel is just like OMGWTFNO. ><
Meanwhile! In Juan's dad's room, the one with the cameras and shit, Mati is making Lola comfortable on the bed. Or at least as comfy as you can be when you're passed out. Mati takes his jacket off and says Lola's gonna be famous on the internet, but just then, oh shit! David busts in and immediately starts kickin' that ass. Everyone is alerted to the ruckus so they all pile on in. Miguel and Juan grab Mati and Santi and Diego hold David to try and keep them apart.
The accusations start flyin', David says Matías was about to get his rape on, while Mati says he and Lola were just kissing when David came in and started throwing punches.
Juan says this is his house and he doesn't appreciate being made a party to all these rape accusations. Eventually he's like, you know what? Fuck it. Get the hell out of my house, all of you.
That's another week! You better leave a comment about this one or so help me I will never tell you about Diego's ass-kicking exploits ever again.
Oh, and then there's this:
--(This has nothing to do with NR, but I told you some of this already and I know you'll love it:
Victorino Perez (one of the four titular characters) paid a boy to pretend to be his boyfriend. His parents and his tranny aunt flipped out 'cause they be hypocrites. Here's some backstory:
Julian and Fransisco wanted to adopt a child. Two men adopting a baby? WHAT IS THIS DEMONRY? So they had to hire a woman to pose as Julian's wife to adopt the child. They end up raising Victorino as man-and-wife and Fransisco is relegated to 'Uncle' status. And it burns him up. He thinks Julian is falling in love with the Gloria and after a ginormous fight he leaves. He returns some years later as a post-op named Francesca! She states she has just as much right to be in Victorino's life as anyone. Oh, and she was right, because Julian, until then a gay man, has now somehow fallen in love with Gloria.
So why did they flip out because they thought Victorino was gay? Mysterious.
Anyway, things go all right, and Ronald makes a convincing boyfriend, I guess. Until Victorino once again finds the love of his life, Valeria. She goes to Victorino's house to see him but they tell him he has a boyfriend. When Victorino finds out about this he flips out and tries to prove to her that he's all man.
First try! He dons a mariachi outfit to serenade her. He ends up making out with him mom, thinking she was Valeria when she answered the door.
Second try! He dresses as what can only be called Rockabilly meets Emo. This time he's interrupted by Ronald once again acting all fey. Dad gets mad that he ruined this moment for Victorino so he jumps Ronald and Victorino has to take him to the hospital.
As Ronald's getting all stitched up, Victorino tells him he did a great job for him but it looks like this was the end of their 'relationship,' professional or otherwise.
Ronald says it isn't the end, he agreed to be his pretend boyfriend because at the time he was still confused. But now he realizes he really is gay. And he really is in love with Victorino.
Oh, those crazy telenovelas!)--
¡Pásatelas super duuuper!
You can look this wide world over, but you'll never find a sweet man like me.
Infirm-tastic
Serge
The copy of Mermaid Sashimi I ordered finally came, oh joyous day! Some jerkhole wrote a review saying the only songs worth buying this CD for were Nada, Mermaid Sashimi and Goldfish but to him I say...uh, I disagree? Each and every song on this album is a winner. Even the two that don't even break the two minute mark. And Marianela, which is just a minute and a half of the music track from Nada. I've never said that about any CD I own. Ever. That's how obsessed I am with this music right now. Sure, the songs I've mentioned are easily the catchiest of the bunch, but something has got to be said for the name takery that is Unicorn's Puberty and El Resplandor. Lesser weirdos would be scared off by the strangeness of Captain Whirlpool or Ana Paula, but not this weirdo. That shit is beautiful.
And let me just say what a great month it's been for Juan Son fandom. All this shit happened within the span of a few short weeks. First, relative unfamiliarity with him became a full-on obsession, followed by him making an appearance on CuentameLove. He wrote a pretty new opening theme for the show, and he plugged his concert for the 15th where he asked everyone to wear costumes (he was a lobster). And then the music video for Mermaid Sashimi premiered this month. OH. And he was also on the cover of Mixup's monthly circular. That one actually pisses me off though 'cause it's free and I don't live close enough to Mexico/a Mixup store to make an easy trip over the border to snag a copy. If ever I needed Chava to make a pilgrimage to Tijuana it was in August. Eugh.
Hooray! I've finally gotten that out of my system.. I can live out the rest of my mad love for Juan Son quietly now. I'm not saying I want to adopt a child with him or anything, I just really love his music.
I'm not even going to recommend him to youse guys. I won't be like, "I love this, so now you have to, too!" like I usually am. He's really out there and I won't be held responsible if you don't like him. Check him out at your own risk. If you like adorable little Mexicans (like me!) who sound like bjork (not like me!), MGMT, and the Electric Light Orchestra, then you'll maybe like it. Maybe.
Wow and three quarters! Disney bought Marvel for four billion smackers? That sentence surprises me more than the actual fact that Disney bought Marvel for four billion smackers. I can't say I'm too surprised since Disney's been airing the hell out of past X-Men and Spider-Man animated series. So that's cool. Now get crackin' on them Marvel flavored attractions at Disneyland, please.
I went to Jack in the Box today and got free kids meal toys! Remember the beanie babies that were in happy meals up until a few weeks ago? They had a giraffe and I was hoping to buy one. It's all Lor's fault I love giraffes now since she sent me a giraffe beanie baby for my birthday once. Okay, I wanted Grimace, too. Oh well! I got Yo Gabba Gabba! swag now.
I had me some tacos and curly fries because both are bomb and I haven't had me some JitB in too long. I saw they had YGG toys, and being a pretty big fan of the show, I wanted a Plex and Muno toy because I'm not enough of a child as it is.
So, I goes up to the counter and ask if they have any of those, they said yepand they just gave them to me. I even stuck around for a minute 'cause I thought they were going to come back and charge me for them. Nope! Free kids meal toys, happy day. I wonder if they maybe thought I'd bought a kids meal and just wanted a different toy? Or maybe they were like, 'Aw fuck it. He already bought somethin'." Either way, they gave me two. Cockawesome. It's dancy dance time now, bitches.
Ugh! I am getting so sick of this continued "I can't sleep" business. You ever watch movies or TV and find yourself saying "I wish I could do that." or something? Of course you have. Lately I've been doing that about PEOPLE FUCKING SLEEPING. People on TV are sleeping and I can't join in on the fun. I'm not even joking. I see someone even mention sleep or going to bed and I fucking burn with envy. They make it look so easy.
They go to sleep. They wake up. They go on with their lives. This shouldn't be so hard.
I probably shouldn't be admitting this, but I was actually singing "I'm Only Sleeping" to myself the other day and the end result was me wanting to cry bitter ass tears. True story.
I don't even dream anymore.
Or I can't remember them, at least.
Maybe it's not all so bad. If I were a normal, well-adjusted person I wouldn't be able to write the crazy!random shit I write in this thing. And maybe I wouldn't be able to think the thinks that I think. I can still read any random entry on this thing and make myself laugh. I wag my finger at you normals. I shall henceforth endeavor to wear the bags under my eyes as a badge of honor. Ooh I quite like badges.
Have I told anyone how big a crush I have on Rachael Maddow? It's so huge I'm willing to watch Late Night with Jimmy Fallon just to see her.
That's all for this week, I think. I've been making my entries way too long and I'm sure you won't thank me for stretching out your friends page again. I have a lot to write about considering I'm a kid what don't never do nothin'. See you next week!
Lor!! Before we get to the following recap I need to fill you in one some crazy shit I was just made aware of today that you will definitely give a crap about! One of the first Telemundo novelas I ever seriously watched was Amores de Mercado. This was, what..two or three years ago, I think? Michel Brown was in that, and he was in Yahir's first novela back when everyone was all OMG Yahir in a novela. Anyway, this one kid whose name I still haven't learned was in it, and he was the kid who I thought was supposed to be playing Santiago because he too is adorable (If you are so inclined, you can check him out on Un Gancho al Corazon, currently airing on Univision weekdays at 7pm.) He plays this kid who grew up as a richie rich, until his daddy left him and his mom for his other family, taking all the monies with him. Anycrap, I found out this morning that AdM is currently re-airing!
I found out (though I shouldn't be surprised) that it was also an RTI Colombia production. Here's the shit that should interest you! The guys who play Santiago's and Cesar's dads were in that. Wow! And so is Carmen Villalobos. That's Alex! You don't say! And guess who the fuck else was in that novela. Go ahead. Guess. Okay, it's Andres Fierro. Or as you know and love him, Diego Aguirre!
I remember seeing this episode back when it aired in primetime but this morning I was like :O the whole time. He had such long hair and it was almost too disturbing to look at! He was one of the richie rich kids on the soccer team (He DID look like a douchebag soccer kid with that hair!) who gets in a fight with the other kid who is now poor. They have a little tiff over who gets to practice on the pitch and Andres ends up kicking his ball the fuck off the field. Kid ain't too happy about this 'cause if I remember correctly, when he was younger that ball was signed by Michel Brown's character, who was/is his effing soccer idol. Who falls in love with his mom. And he can't play soccer no more 'cause he's got a gimp knee. But he plays anyway and ruins his knee completely, along with his soccer career. And possibly the ability to walk ever again. Oh, hooray!
And this is where I turn this shit into a six degrees of Kevin Bacon kind of thing with my shameful knowledge of telenovelas and various actors!
Also pretty fucking random, today I also happened to see Sebastian Caicedo (That's Esteban, yo!) on this telenovela airing on LATV (I didn't know they aired novelas now) called Nadie es Eterno en el Mundo. Apparently he plays another douchbaggy guy in that, only he talks with his Colombian accent in this one and not in his clean, regionally unspecific Spanish reserved for Niños Ricos.
I can't remember how he talked in Amores Cruzados, a TV Azteca production (where I first saw him) that took place in both Colombia and Mexico. Fun Fact! That novela starred David Zepeda and Michel Gurfi. You know Michel as Hottieboynewkid, from Rebelde! That was before he had his last name shortened from Gurfinkell. As for David Zepeda, he's currently starring in Sortilegio opposite William Levy (whom he also shared top billing with in the Venezuelan production Accorralada) wherein I've heard Levy's love scenes are so hardcore they show you pretty much everything but the penetration. Yep! Another Fun Fact! Marcelo Cordoba and Julian Gil (Also on Accorralada) play bisexual characters. And the two of them have even had love scenes together. Or at least you see them naked in bed together post-coitus gayus. In a Mexican Novela, you say? Scandalous!
Fun Fact! I heard Sortilegio has been picked up for an extra 50 episodes on account of the novela set to take its place (Also starring Levy. Wow.) just isn't ready yet. It's supposed to be one of those period piece novelas and hair, makeup and wardrobe takes so fucking long they can only film about two scenes per day (as opposed to the 20-30 scenes a day on regulah-ass novelas)
Okay, so before Sortilegio, Marcelo Cordoba was in Juro Que Te Amo, where he was after the same Ladyfriend as Jose Ron, whose little brother Julio, you already know, currently works as a go-go dancer at BlackCherry, Guadalajara's premiere gay bar destination. Oh, but he says he isn't gay. It could be true, 'cause those boys make some mad bank shakin' it for the money that dare not speak its name. But who cares?
Not to be outdone by his little brother, Jose Ron is currently playing a gay character who's in a relationship with Jaime Camil in the telenovela Los Exitosos Perez, wherein Camil plays a gay news anchor who is 'married' to his co-anchor and are THE GREATEST MARRIED NEWS TEAM IN ALL OF NEWS. Just like..eugh, that one Tim and Eric bit. Anyway, the marriage is just a publicity kind of thing, since like I said his lovah is Jose Ron, who is the news station producer's son. Ha! In one particular scene, the two are supposed to greet each other with a quick little peck on the cheek. But! Apparently the folks at Televisa flipped out and they censored it. Well, it wasn't really censored so much as they froze the image onscreen at the point before their lips make contact. You can't look at two men kissing, so instead you're going to be subjected to this still-image of two men about to kiss!
Loverly!
Are you still with me? Good. The Niños Ricos update is just below! This was a good week for Santi and Diego, sort of.
Another week of NR!
It's Monday! And Santiago and Diego are nowhere to be seen! So here's what's happened while they're away.
Isa is having another mean bitch discussion with her mean bitch friends. Lesbian girl Laura is there, too! So you think things are cool since she came out? If you did you would be wrong! 'Cause at the end of their little exchange they all turn to face her with the mad stink eye. She gives them a look like, "Oh, fuck you!" and walks away.
What happened to not taking no shit, Lesbian girl Laura? I certainly hope Diego does better than that.
David sees Alex out on the campus grounds and ain't too happy to see her, not after seeing her kiss Esteban. She tries to engage him in conversation but he goes all prickly and shit. Alex kinda gets mad too and says she hasn't done anything to piss him off and doesn't deserve to be talked to all rude and shaz.
Alex wants to talk with Anaís about Esteban but she's all Eugh! and shit. Alex knows Esteban is a shitbag, and a liar, and very rude, but she can't help it. She likes him.
Anaís is sorry to break the news but she overheard Isa and her friends talking, and she and Esteban are going to Jamaica (Fun fact! Did you know Jamaica is a Spanish word? It is. And you've been pronouncing it wrong since forEVER. It means Hibiscus. Maybe you remember my Jamaica water joke. But prolly not.) for a week, it looks like they're getting back together. And now Alex is le pissed.
Then for a while nothing interesting happens. Except for this. Esteban and the boys want to hire David to do a little job for them. David, always wary of what them ol' rich boys want him to do asks what he gets out of it. Esteban says if he does this, his debt to him is absolved, and he'll give him a nice little chunk of change for his trouble.
They haven't told him what the job is, but oh gee, it might have something to do with setting up a webpage dedicated to Juan's dad fucking Amelia.
Juan says Amelia is so fucking hot it in it's a shame he has to see his dad, but it's a sacrifice he's willing to make.
Gross.
....and PSP kid Miguel still wants to bang Dorotea. Uh-huh.
See you for Tuesday!
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Thanks for stopping by again, it's Tuesdizzle! And Santi and Diego are in this one! Not together, though. They get two "seperate but equal" storylines today. (Damn, that was like the Cadillac of gay jokes)
Alex decides on showing up to the airport to "see Esteban off." What she's actually planning is confronting him in front of Isa and saying, "YEAH I KNEW YOU WERE GOING WITH ISA TO MAKE UP WHILE TRYING TO PLAY ME AT THE SAME TIME, FOO'" She says she's glad they're getting back together because they were totally made for each other. Oh! And she gives him the telenovela BITCHSLAP! just to show him she means binnis.
Amelia goes to Juan's house and she demands to know where Cesar is. He, along with Roberto, are currently with Vanessa on their way to an undisclosed location to see Manuel's dad to discuss conditions of his surrender or some shit. 'Cause if he don't turn himself in he's probably going to get all shot up in the face. And elswhere.
So like I said, Amelia is like omg juan where the FUCK is your dad. Juan says he doesn't know, he left on a business trip. With Vanessa~~~ooh! So by now there's, like, steam shooting out Amelia's vagina. One would think.
Today we find out why His Thugness Arturo wants the day shift on David's cab. He and Mati have struck up a deal to to keep the GMS boys with all the druggies they do love. Art will supply Mati, who will supply the kids at school, but he needs David's cab to move product around. Interestingly scandalous!
Veronica got all drunk and drove to school to pick up Gabriel for some gardener boy love squeezins. Gabriel drives her to their lurve-partment but he won't fuck her 'cause she's drunk. She insists and Gabe loses his cool and says that at her age this kind of shit is ridiculous. She takes this as, "OMG desperate-ass bitch, you're old!" So she drives directly to her plastic surgeon and demands to have some work done. He refuses. So she goes home and drinks some more.
She gets home and pours herself the last of whatever is in her particular bottle, and she drunkenly throws it to the floor. Lucky for her, Santi just happens to walk in as she does this.
"Don't you think you're drinking enough? This is getting out of hand."
But Veronica is too drunk to make with the witty banter. "Why do you hate me, Santiago?"
'Maybe it's because you've never given me any reason to love you. Or respect you. Even just a little.'
"So why don't you just leave!?"
'You know, if I were any kind of human being I would have done that a long time ago.'
"WHY DON'T YOU?"
'Because I'm a coward, all right? A horrible, disgusting wretch of a person! Just like my parents.' And off he trots to his room!
Veronica is left crying her drunk-ass telenovela eyes out.
Casa de Diego time! Damn, that house is tits. Diego and his mom are in the kitchen when he asks his mom why she went to see Eduardo Dominguez (Isa's dad.) And she's like, "Oh! It's not what you think. He's going to help us out."
'With what?'
"With sticking it to your father and getting what he owes us."
'And you're willing to sit with Eduardo Dominguez for that?'
"To get even with your father I'd be willing to make a deal with t--"
'Haha, okay, I got it. Well, if that's the case, I think I'll be needing some help from you, too.'
"Oh?"
'I came out at school today.'
Ooh, this next scene is nice.
So anyway, back at drunk bitch manor, Santi's in his PJs and laughing at whatever it is he's watching on TV. I never would have guessed Santi ever did something so normal as watch tv. Or laugh. What with all the repressing his homosexuality and swim practice. Oh, and like, the eleven times he's slept over at Diego's house.
Like I was saying, he's gettin' his teevee watchin' on when Veronica comes in looking very well put together.
"Well, I'm here, I'm sober, and I've come to make peace with you."
'Uh-huh.'
So that went well! But at least they're not fighting anymore.
"Santiago, I'm starting to worry about your father." Santi just smiles at her.
"This isn't funny, Santiago! He hasn't checked in, he hasn't called. He won't even answer his phone. That's not like him"
'Okay, wow, you really are worried about him.' He laughs some more. 'There's just no understanding you, is there?'
After a few moments silence Santi asks, 'Do you want me to make you something for dinner?' (Aw)
"No, thank you. I can't really eat right now."
Santi smiles again and motions for her to sit next to him. Veronica sits and lays her head in Santi's lap.
'What you need is to go to bed. If dad calls me, I promise I'll let you know right away. Come on, we'll go together.' and off the two of them go. It was very ADORABLE FAGGOT SON of him. If he still went by that name, of course.
Speaking of, where did we leave off with new!ADORABLE FAGGON SON, anyway? Ah, yes...
'I came out at school today.'
"What? Why did you do that?"
'Somebody wrote something derrogatory on the board, and I just knew it was about me.'
"Oh, Diego, I'm sorry."
'That's all right. You'll be glad to know I didn't take any of their crap, and I was surprised by how many people stuck up for me!'
"That's wonderful! I'm so happy for you."
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It's Wednesday! Today we get nothin' but Diego! But only in the beginning, and then only for a little bitty scene that could have easily fit into last night's episode. But it didn't. So today will have some filler I hope you find entertaining regarding the other boys what ain't gay. Let's do dis shit.
While not the same scene, the following is basically a rehash of the last scene we had with Diego and his mom.
Still in the kitchen, Diego and his mom Aura chat it up over tea. She says she can't believe in this day and age there's so much discrimination. But Diego says,
"You don't have to worry about me, I know how to defend myself. I got that from you. And I'm happy for all the support I got."
'Santiago?'
"No. Santiago is my biggest disappointment. He didn't even say anything to defend me, he just sat there."
'I can't believe it.'
Then Diego says something super burnful in that he preferred the brutality of his enemies to the indifference of a coward. There's no super awesome Serge-like way to translate that, as it is burnful enough as-is. OH SHIT!
'I never would have guessed he'd do something like that. I had Santi all wrong.'
"At least now I know who I can trust. Santiago is no friend of mine."
And my heart breaks.
Juan's kickin' it in his living room and he's talking to Matías on the phone. "So what are you doing, Juan?"
'Nothin'. I'm at home all by myself and I wanted to invite you over.'
"You mean invite me over 'cause you're bored or 'cause you crossed to the other side like your friend Diego and you wanted to spend some quality time together?"
'Oh, you're funny. No, I'm calling you because I'm having a barbecue and I want you to invite some girlies.'
PSP kid Miguel, a vision of loveliness in his pink striped shirt gets a phone call, he answers, "Hey there, cutie!"
'Hey, Miguel, it's Matías. Juan's havin' a barbecue at his house today and he wants everyone to show up. You'll be there, yeah?'
"Yes, my love!"
'Could you knock that off? It's disturbing.'
"Yeah, I'll be there. I want to invite Dorotea."
'Give it up, already! You're welcome to try but you know she won't say yes.'
"We'll see."
Aaaand that's all that's fit to write about, except for this:
Lucía and Alex were rob-bed! Someone snuck into their hotel room and made up with all the money they had squirrelled away. Having nowhere else to turn, they are now staying with Guillermo in his cabin on the outskirts of town. Booya.
Also, Esteban is having a miserable time in Jamaica, what with Isa trying to have sex with him all the time.
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Welcome to Thursday night. As you know, every night is ladies night. What do I mean by that? You'll see.
Diego and Santi are in this one! With absolutely no dialogue! But they are oh so cute it doesn't even matter.
Did I tell you that Amelia is lookin' all super hot today? It's because she's so pissed at Cesar that she wants to fuck Juan. Fuck the son to get back at the father. I think Freud put it best when he said, "That shit is super hot."
Verbatim.
Meanwhile, Esteban is trying to buy more wang pills. They don't work because he's supposed to wait 24 hours (what?) and he tells Isa that he just can't concentrate. So Isa's all grr and shit now.
Forgive me, I can't stop myself--- Looks like there won't be any Jamaican Love for either of them. Haw!
But guess who totally got it on: Lucía and Guillermo! And we see.....alot of Lucía. Like, super really no-no much. We were a slightly inclined leg away from full on vag shot.
Oh, and there is no way that body belongs to her.
Who is that showing up to Juan's barbecue? Why, it's none other than Lesbian girl Laura! With a Lesbian girlfriend! Who is this girl! She's cute! Mati and Juan are standing together and it seriously looks like Mati is about to start humping Juan, while Juan has his fingers halfway in his mouth and is about to bite them off. Straight dude kryptonite, woo. Meanwhile, Juliana and Amelia are like...eugh, I thought we made it clear we didn't want her kind around.
Later! Diego and Santi show up at the barbecue, too! This is head explosion time. Diego as good as said santi was dead to him, AND THE TWO OF THEM ARE SO ADORABLY CHATTING EACH OTHER UP AND LAUGHING as if nothing had happened. Just chillin' in front of the grill. Exactly like when they were talking and laughing and gettin' oh so close at the country club pool. And aw, Laura says hi to Diego and introduces the boys to her girlfriend.
Juan sees them and is all, "Who invited those 'mos to my barbecue, man?"
Miguel says, "Oh, come on. Leave'em be. They're not hurting anyone. You never know, they might even kiss each other."
'Are you kidding me? You actually want to see that? You're fucking depraved.'
"Hey, it'd be a lot more interesting than any of the tired crap we're used to lookin' at." He says as Juliana and Amelia walk by.
And then Juan sees Lesbian girl Laura and her grrrrrlfriend walk by. 'On second thought, you might have a point, there.'
Miguel flashes him a smile, "Oh, now who's being depraved?"
Juan says the girls would make a wondeful addition to their website. Miguel agrees, saying the homosexual market remains virtually untapped within their circles.
Hrm! He could have just as easily have said lesbian, but no. And he was awful understanding, or so it seemed, of Santi and Diego. What is going through that boy's head? And where the shit is his PSP?
Mystery!
Later on, though, you see Diego sitting at a table with Rocío and some other girl. And I couldn't see the whole table next to them 'cause Mati was in the way, but I'm fairly certain Santi was at a table by himself. Maybe baby D wasn't kidding after all.
Say hey, Dorotea shows up to the BBQ after all! She refuses a drink but asks him to show her around the house.
I missed some of this scene because WE WERE PRE-EMPTED BY A FIRE IN RANCHO PALOS VERDES. Here is why I don't care: These people are rich. These people are insured up the ass. They're going to be unhappy for all of five seconds. So there.
And we're back. By now Mati has spiked Lola's drink and plans to get his rape on in Cesar's room with all that kinky recording equipment.
Likewise, Juan wants to bang Amelia. However, he rebuffs Amelia's advances. It's not hard to get he's playing so much as you-fucked-my-dad-so-eat-my-shit-you-frigid-bitch.
Also, Aura is having dinner with a creepy and flirtatious Eduardo. He's still going to help Aura totally screw over Diego's dad the way he screwed them over. Only Karina is being a nosy bitch and Eduardo's bodyguard is keeping tabs on him for her. When he tells her Eduardo is having dinner with another woman she assumes the worst and rushes to the scene to confront them. Ooh.
See you Friday!
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It's Friday and Friday's ep kicked ass. So did Diego! Seriously. And it happened right at the beginning. Just thinking about it makes me giddy. He's my superhero now! Oh, won't you read with me?
Lesbian girl Laura and her girlfriend are standing around and they're all, "Hey, this is, like, kinda boring." Diego and Santiago walk up to them and Diego says, "Yeah. These parties are all the same, they're boring."
Laura's girl, whose name I haven't caught yet asks why he came, then.
"To be seen. Santi invited me and I thought it might be a good idea to keep my face out there after what these homophobes tried to pull on me at school." She points at both them them, "Oh, you're gay!" But Santi is quick to correct her, "Oh, no, Diego. Diego! He's gay." POINT.
Matías walks up and puts his arms around Laura and her girl, both of them make the most adorable faces of harshest dislike.
"I hope you girls are enjoying yourselves!" He then puts his arms around Santi and Diego, and their faces are just as adorable and full of disdain. "Well, if you're bored, we've prepared a special room for all of you if you wanted to have some...fun!"
Feeling a little rambunctious (When do I ever get to use that word? EVER?), Diego says to Mati, "Really? If that's the case, why don't you come up to the room with me right now?"
The girls gasp at Diego in astonishment while Santiago's face can only be read as "ohmygoddiegopleaseyouregoingtogetyourasskicked"
As for Mati..well, we'll come back to that.
Naw, fuck it. We're finishing this shit.
Mati's like, 'What the hell did you just say?'
"Why don't the two of us go up to the room and have some fun like you said?"
'Watch it, I'm not into that shit!'
"~Ooooh!~" And oh no! Diego actually turns his back on Matías to a giggling Laura and gf.
"What's wrong? You did say there was a room for us, right? Why so concerned about my comfort? You're not one of those in-the-closet gays, are you?"
'What? You just wait 'til I get you by yourself!'
"Well, we can just go to the room for that."
'I meant on the street, I'll kick your ass!'
Then Mati rushes Diego with a punch. Poker faced Diego grabs the arm headed towards him to stop him and delivers a punch of his own right to Mati's stomach. And his shit goes down! What happened to my sweet innocent Diego!?
Mati scrambles to his feet, 'Don't even think this is how this ends!'
"Whenever and wherever you want, Matías! I'm not afraid of you!" And he gives him the mad-ass stare down! Matías runs off to lick his wounds (and maybe cry a little) when Laura and her girlfriend rush over to hug Diego. There's that sweet smile again! Santiago paces a few steps and gives Diego an impressed and relieved thumbs up (and gets a massive megaboner for him, I'm sure). His point now made, I say to you DIEGO FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN. And ooh that jacket Diego wore was fucking tits. I gotta find out where to get me one of them. They don't use Diego as a fashion plate quite as often as some of the other boys, so I approve!
Karina made a big stink when she confronted Eduardo and Diego's mom at the restaurant 'cause she thinks there's something going on between them. She makes a scene, and when they get back home even threatens to kill herself. From a second story balcony. Yep.
Over in Jamaicatown Isa is now giving Esteban shit for his erectile disfunction. An angry Esteban's excuse is that she's such a repugnant bitch there's not a man alive who could get hard for her. Touche!
And at the cabin, Lucía and Guillermo get a visit from Monica. She showed up just to let them know how easy it is for her to find the two of them. Afterwards she says to herself that she'll be dead before she lets the two of them be together. Oooh.
Alex and Anaís show up at the party. Juliana and Amelia are total bitches to her, as you might expect. And they totally remind her how much fun Esteban must be having with Isa in Jamaica right now. But later Alex notices Lola is no longer around and she immediately begins to fear the worst. And she would be right. By now they've also drugged Dorotea and she's starting to feel something is wrong.
Alex starts searching the house for Lola, and David finally shows up.
The first thing David says to Rocío upon arriving is, "Where is she?"
'Who?'
"You didn't come to this party by yourself. Where's Lolita?"
But Rocío don't know, so it's up to David to find her.
Outside, Dorotea is stumbling around and PSP kid Miguel sees his chance to pounce. Juan grabs him because Laura and her girlfriend get to Dorotea first. She says she doesn't feel well and wants to leave. The girls offer her a ride home and Miguel is just like OMGWTFNO. ><
Meanwhile! In Juan's dad's room, the one with the cameras and shit, Mati is making Lola comfortable on the bed. Or at least as comfy as you can be when you're passed out. Mati takes his jacket off and says Lola's gonna be famous on the internet, but just then, oh shit! David busts in and immediately starts kickin' that ass. Everyone is alerted to the ruckus so they all pile on in. Miguel and Juan grab Mati and Santi and Diego hold David to try and keep them apart.
The accusations start flyin', David says Matías was about to get his rape on, while Mati says he and Lola were just kissing when David came in and started throwing punches.
Juan says this is his house and he doesn't appreciate being made a party to all these rape accusations. Eventually he's like, you know what? Fuck it. Get the hell out of my house, all of you.
That's another week! You better leave a comment about this one or so help me I will never tell you about Diego's ass-kicking exploits ever again.
Oh, and then there's this:
--(This has nothing to do with NR, but I told you some of this already and I know you'll love it:
Victorino Perez (one of the four titular characters) paid a boy to pretend to be his boyfriend. His parents and his tranny aunt flipped out 'cause they be hypocrites. Here's some backstory:
Julian and Fransisco wanted to adopt a child. Two men adopting a baby? WHAT IS THIS DEMONRY? So they had to hire a woman to pose as Julian's wife to adopt the child. They end up raising Victorino as man-and-wife and Fransisco is relegated to 'Uncle' status. And it burns him up. He thinks Julian is falling in love with the Gloria and after a ginormous fight he leaves. He returns some years later as a post-op named Francesca! She states she has just as much right to be in Victorino's life as anyone. Oh, and she was right, because Julian, until then a gay man, has now somehow fallen in love with Gloria.
So why did they flip out because they thought Victorino was gay? Mysterious.
Anyway, things go all right, and Ronald makes a convincing boyfriend, I guess. Until Victorino once again finds the love of his life, Valeria. She goes to Victorino's house to see him but they tell him he has a boyfriend. When Victorino finds out about this he flips out and tries to prove to her that he's all man.
First try! He dons a mariachi outfit to serenade her. He ends up making out with him mom, thinking she was Valeria when she answered the door.
Second try! He dresses as what can only be called Rockabilly meets Emo. This time he's interrupted by Ronald once again acting all fey. Dad gets mad that he ruined this moment for Victorino so he jumps Ronald and Victorino has to take him to the hospital.
As Ronald's getting all stitched up, Victorino tells him he did a great job for him but it looks like this was the end of their 'relationship,' professional or otherwise.
Ronald says it isn't the end, he agreed to be his pretend boyfriend because at the time he was still confused. But now he realizes he really is gay. And he really is in love with Victorino.
Oh, those crazy telenovelas!)--
¡Pásatelas super duuuper!
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