Karate camp was insane.
I broke my finger last wednesday. I slammed a car door on it. Got taken to the emergency room because I was gushing blood all over the parking lot of CVS. I seriously almost passed out, it was fucking gross. my nail is broken in half.
So I somehow survived karate camp without getting hit too many times. Its funny, cause when I make a fist, it looks like Im giving the finger, becauae I have this metal brace thing on my middle finger so I cant bend it.
So...recap of karate camp.....Sunday night was the first class...it can be explained in one quote from mr eckenrode "Is everyone ok to run without shoes?" ...we ran barefoot over huge rocks and through mud...it was interesting.
Monday morning we ran through the woods...we had shoes on but that didnt help much...I kept tripping over roots and stuff...because of my damn ankles. I learned sanchin kata which is awesome...its the kata after the one I'm on (even though I didnt finish the one I'm on yet) Then we ran back to the tennis courts and had to do the macarena. Gayness...
That night was the talent show...2 minutes before that I broke my fucking camera...my good one...I showed some of my pictures for the talent show. The kids were like in awe. haha. oh yeah monday was the kata competition. I placed 4th...but I was up against people who were testing for black belt so...yeah
Tuesday I survived the run twice. that is, I stayed in line the whole time. I was proud of myself. I started a new bo kata (tokimene no kun) and had to fight one-handed. Interesting.
That night sensei wouldnt let me fight so I got to do the scorekeeping. Being on Leadership is awesome.
Wednesday I survived both runs....got really muddy in the morning...running with sensei...my ankles swelled up to about the size of golf balls...my friend jeff practically carried me back to my cabin. Sensei didnt test me because of my finger. I was upset. That night was the shiai. It was ok. my friend tony got his junior black belt. After the shiai there was this big bonfire. some annoying kid was hanging on me the whole time...tony and me had a goldfish fight...he let me take pictures since I was going through camera withdrawl. I wasnt allowed to go to the after-bonfire bonfire (21 and older) so sensei gave me special permission to hang out in the guys cabin for a few hours...that was kind of interesting. One kid tried to put a jock strap on head...they were all throwing their cups at me...this one kid bill wouldnt let them tell any dirty jokes around me because I'm a girl or something...(this kid is majorly old fashioned...he wont even fight me full force because I'm a girl. We got so tired by the end of the night that we started singing random songs...like frosty the snowman...the itsy bitsy spider.....chris massbach went into this high pitched, off key version of the pokemon theme song...it was interesting.
The black belts got so drunk...I was jealous. Jess Zalme squirted shaving cream in everyone's face, then tried to get on the golf cart...but fell off and hit her head on the pavement. Matt holdsworth and mike bortel were fighting over whose dick was smaller outside my cabin...this one fat black belt Mr arlington was rolling around on the ground...Bill had to "escort" me back to the cabin...because it wasnt appropriate for a girl to see drunk guys or something...I dont know. lol. I was too tired to care.
Sorry for the long entry.
Oh yeah, RIT is fucking awesome.
The end.