Aug 14, 2004 00:22
Here’s what you’ve all been waiting for…
::drumroll::
(prepare to be amazed…amused…and possibly disgusted)
(from the big yellow atlas of death)
This is Noelle’s awesome list of…
The 100 stupidest town names ever!!!!
(yes these are actual names of towns)
1. A rock, Oregon
2. Bad Axe, Michigan
3. Bagdad, Arizona
4. Beach, North Dakota (no water ANYWHERE)
5. Beaver, Alabama
6. Beaver, Kansas
7. Beaver, Oklahoma
8. Beaver, Pennsylvania
9. Beaver City, Indiana (more beavers)
10. Beaver Town, Alabama (uh, guess they really like beavers?)
11. Beaverton, Aabama
12. Beersville, Pennsylvania
13. Between, Georgia
14. Big Cane, Louisiana
15. Bigneck, Illinois
16. Blandville, Pennsylvania
17. Blue Ball, Arkansas
18. Blunt, South Dakota
19. Bone, Idaho
20. Boners Field, Idaho
21. Breeding, Kentucky
22. Brightshade, Kentucky (oxymoron?)
23. Brilliant, Alabama
24. Chalkville, Alabama
25. Cheesequake, New Jersey
26. Chili, Ohio
27. Chokio, Minnesota
28. Christmas, Florida
29. Climax springs, Missouri
30. Corkscrew, Florida
31. Crumstown, Indiana
32. Cummington, Massachusetts
33. Cumstock, Minnesota
34. Deadhorse, Alaska
35. Death, Nevada
36. Dirt, Texas
37. Drain, Oregon
38. Dry Fork, Utah
39. Drytown, California
40. Eek, Alaska
41. Elmo, Montana
42. Eureka, Alaska
43. Ewok, Alaska (little furry things from star wars?)
44. Fannie, Arkansas
45. Fifty-six, Arkansas (wtf?)
46. Flasher, North Dakota
47. Flucker, Louisiana
48. Fore Play, Missouri (its right next to #29)
49. Fort Lonesome, Florida
50. Gas, Kansas
51. Gaylordsville, Connecticut
52. Godno, Florida
53. Gravity, Iowa
54. Head of Grassy, Kentucky
55. Hemp, Georgia
56. Hooker, California
57. Hoopla, California
58. Last Chance, Colorado
59. Lost River, Alaska
60. Lostwood, North Dakota
61. Louann Smackover, Arkansas (dont think I want to meet her)
62. Macedonia, Alabama
63. Macedonia, Arkansas (what is it with macedonia?)
64. Mars, Pennsylvania
65. Marsville, Pennsylvania
66. Mayo, Florida
67. Mead, Kansas
68. Mexican Water, Arizona
69. Mud Lick, Kentucky
70. Nankipoo, Tennessee
71. Needmore, Arkansas (need more what I wonder?)
72. Nimrod, Arkansas
73. Ocean View, Delarare (its about 40 miles inland)
74. Okefenokee, Georgia
75. Oshkosh, Nebraska
76. Painsville on the Lake, Ohio
77. Peerless, Montana (cuz theres only about 10 pepole living there)
78. Poison, Montana
79. Pringle, South Dakota
80. Pulltight, Alabama
81. Ransom, Illinois
82. Republican City, Nebraska
83. Roper, Kansas
84. Round Knob, Illinois
85. Searchlight, Nevada
86. Slaughter, Louisiana (pleasant)
87. Slick, Oklahoma
88. Smut Eye, Alabama
89. Snow Hill, Florida (?)
90. Talking Rock, Georgia (how about "Im on Acid, Georgia"?)
91. Thor, Iowa
92. Tiny Town, Kentucky
93. Torpedo, Pennsylvania
94. Tortilla, Arizona
95. Virginville, Pennsylvania
96. Wax, Georgia
97. Weed, Arizona
98. Weed, California
99. Weed Heights, Nevada
100.Woolstock, Iowa (the farmers version of woodstock? hmm...)