Joke of the Day!
My DAD just sent me this one. Hilarity...
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's
that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it
out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home,
feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being
too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start
work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work
40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything
that moves - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school,
you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you
become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating
peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service
on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as
an orgasm!
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's
that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it
out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home,
feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being
too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start
work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work
40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink like a fish, party your ass off, and screw anything
that moves - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school,
you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you
become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating
peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service
on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as
an orgasm!