No matter how "down" I get, I still own
I usually rant on this page but this time I'm going to brag.
I'm so freaking talented
My dog owns every other dog in the whole freaking world
I'm so busy I don't even have time or feel the need to play video games
I've become a self-absorbed adult that happens to still collect Star Wars action figures
I have a job that has no connection with my hobbies
I own a MARPAT bandana and urban digital camo Truspec BDU pants
I shot 50 rounds on an automatic assault rifle
I know close quarter self-defense
I'm 2 career moves away from becoming a real-world mercenary
My birthday is coming up next week, but I'm so "grown up" that gifts mean nothing now, so I'm going on a road trip with my dog.
Most of the people I knew in school have passed to adulthood a lot sooner than me because:
a) they got a job as soon as they could
b) they moved out from parental pressure
c) they got kids because they don't know how to handle a relationship (or condoms)
I saw them, they look old.
26 is like... so freaking old for a young person, I could be a mom and have some advanced position at work, pile up responsibilities and solve anger management issues by nagging my kids for the mistakes I've made. In 4 years I'll turn 30 - oh my fucking God. I hope I still don't live in France by then.
If I get kids I'd choose their names using this.
I'm so freaking talented
My dog owns every other dog in the whole freaking world
I'm so busy I don't even have time or feel the need to play video games
I've become a self-absorbed adult that happens to still collect Star Wars action figures
I have a job that has no connection with my hobbies
I own a MARPAT bandana and urban digital camo Truspec BDU pants
I shot 50 rounds on an automatic assault rifle
I know close quarter self-defense
I'm 2 career moves away from becoming a real-world mercenary
My birthday is coming up next week, but I'm so "grown up" that gifts mean nothing now, so I'm going on a road trip with my dog.
Most of the people I knew in school have passed to adulthood a lot sooner than me because:
a) they got a job as soon as they could
b) they moved out from parental pressure
c) they got kids because they don't know how to handle a relationship (or condoms)
I saw them, they look old.
26 is like... so freaking old for a young person, I could be a mom and have some advanced position at work, pile up responsibilities and solve anger management issues by nagging my kids for the mistakes I've made. In 4 years I'll turn 30 - oh my fucking God. I hope I still don't live in France by then.
If I get kids I'd choose their names using this.