Mom: I wonder what happen my blood phressure medicine?
Dad: .......HEAD OF LETTUCE!?

House in Oregon has high ceilings and empty rooms. The echo combined with my Dad's steadily increasing hearing loss has some pretty nice results. I think Mom's favorite was the one in the Goodwill, though, with the “discount at check stand three” that left Dad ( Read more... )

Little Siletz is a little town, so sometimes Mom and Dad go to bigger places to buy things once in a while. Mom always tries to convince me to come with them. The conversations usually go generally like this one.

Today they adventure to Corvallis.

“Noa, you come with us.”
“You're going fifty miles to buy four cement blocks!”
“You come with us.”
“You' ( Read more... )

Just to let you know, from now on if you talk to me while I'm in Oregon, you will not longer be contacting me whilst I am outside of the closed library, sitting on the road next to the book return watching Siletz children play baseball. Nor will you be contacting me whilst I am at the front of our driveway sitting on the back of our trailer at ( Read more... )