I'm sure you've all tried it at some point.
I think it was yesterday when Mom told me that this time when she gave Benji a bath, she used laundry bleach to "make he more apricot." He's not orange, blue, bald, lime green or any other weird color, so I'm hoping that's an indication she didn't leave it in very long. That, or maybe she mistook one of the copious jars of sauerkraut for a jug of bleach, the same way she mistook an old, inbred, single-toothed, hard and unappealingly proportioned brown toy poodle for a home decorative item.