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Feb 08, 2006 16:33

Vaginal Rejuvination Institute. That was the topic of yesterday. I guess there's this place where you can go and they'll "rejuvinate" your vaginal region which includes, but isn't limited to, ... tightness... oh, and a new heimen (sp?). In other words, woman are no longer limited to losing their virginity only once! With this improvement in science, you can rejuvinate your sex life by having a younger vagina! Popped her cherry? But was it the first time? You'll never know! For just $180,000 you can fool everyone into believing you're the real deal (of virgin that is).

Co-worker comments? Kathy: For that much money they'd better be putting diamonds in there.

A new day has dawned. Women are no longer limited to boob jobs and lyposuction. Buy your new vagina today!

*FreaK*
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