Visited the niece today..
And her thirteen horses. And I must say.
There is absolutely nothing like hearing your fourteen year old niece yell 'YOU CUNT LICKERS!' upon seeing cows coming down her driveway, before calling up the owner and saying, and I quote, 'OI MOTHERFUCKER! YOUR DUMBASS COWS GOT FUCKING LOOSE AGAIN! GET YOUR BITCH ASS UP HERE AND TAKE THEM BACK BEFORE I HAVE STEAK FOR DINNER!'
There is absolutely nothing like hearing your fourteen year old niece yell 'YOU CUNT LICKERS!' upon seeing cows coming down her driveway, before calling up the owner and saying, and I quote, 'OI MOTHERFUCKER! YOUR DUMBASS COWS GOT FUCKING LOOSE AGAIN! GET YOUR BITCH ASS UP HERE AND TAKE THEM BACK BEFORE I HAVE STEAK FOR DINNER!'