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[puff_madison]

I meant to get around to this sooner, but I was too busy checking this week's issue of the Herald three times to ensure that it wasn't filled with lies.

Okay, hi. Lavender, Parvati. I don't know how you two keep sneaking the falsities in that gossip column past Mayzie and I, but it had better stop. I realize that we can't put ourselves above the

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[readmyfortune]

Gossip isn't always true! It's just what people are SAYING! That's what people are saying!! We have to print the truth of what people think!

Sorry if we hurt your feelings, though!

But that's not fair if you don't let us give the public what it wants! We can't lie!

~ Lavender Brown ~

[puff_madison]

No one was saying that until you wrote your stupid article, Lavender!

I know just as much gossip as you two do!

You are lying. You two made that all up.

[readmyfortune]

People were too saying it! You just missed it because no one was going to say it to YOU!

I don't lie! |>O

~ Lavender Brown ~

[puff_madison]

Everyone always hears the gossip that's about them. People are like that. Lavender, you guys made it up.

Just, stop! If you didn't think that there was something wrong with what you were printing, you wouldn't have gone to all the trouble to sneak it by Mayzie and I!

[readmyfortune]

We did not!

We didn't sneak it by you! It was a last minute add-on! And anyway, we knew that you wouldn't let us print the TRUTH if you had seen it! You're being hypocrits!

~ Lavender Brown ~

[puff_madison]

Okay, first of all, it's not "hypocrit," it's "hypocrite." And second, we are not being hypocritical! We wouldn't allow you to print the same thing about anyone else! You're taking the truth and twisting it, and that's completely off. It is not what people are saying. Just stop.

You did too sneak it by us. Don't do it again, or I'm going to see what I can do about getting the column taken away from you and Parvati.

[readmyfortune]

FINE

~ Lavender Brown ~

[puff_madison]

I'm serious.

And please make mention of the fact that it's untrue in your next article.

[readmyfortune]

SURE, FINE, WHATEVER!

~ Lavender Brown ~