I find it so humorous that my mom knows about the things that I do. She always gets so uncomforable whenever I mention something that she doesn’t like.
“Mom, why don’t I have enough money for drugs? Life is unfair that way.”
“Mom, where did I hide my bag of condoms? Are they in your bathroom?”
“Mom, my nipples itch. These damn peircings…”
And I’
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