don't look behind you
I have an internet stalker, yay me.
The devil whore site known as Myspace churns out some interesting people sometimes. I'm the type of person who will talk to just about anyone.
Alot of the people on my friends list are gay. It's that way for a reason: I'll hopefully get some ass. Unfortunately, some of the gay men i've met and with whom i've had conversations are from out of town. Not a bad idea having a pen pal here and there.
But. There are also the gentlemen who are desperately in love with me. One such person is from Tennesee, and after 1 conversation with me, he suddenly can't stop thinking about me and wants to meet me and fall madly in love with me. That's how is works in the movies, and it certainly would never happen over the internet.
The wrong people always stalk you that's for sure. I suppose if the right people stalked you, it wouldn't be considered stalking.
So, on my 'Jeremy's a whore across america tour' that I plan on taking as soon as i get free time, I will make stops in the various states in which these lovely gentlemen reside, and get alot of ass in the process.
Just remind me to bypass Tenessee
Love
Jerbil
The devil whore site known as Myspace churns out some interesting people sometimes. I'm the type of person who will talk to just about anyone.
Alot of the people on my friends list are gay. It's that way for a reason: I'll hopefully get some ass. Unfortunately, some of the gay men i've met and with whom i've had conversations are from out of town. Not a bad idea having a pen pal here and there.
But. There are also the gentlemen who are desperately in love with me. One such person is from Tennesee, and after 1 conversation with me, he suddenly can't stop thinking about me and wants to meet me and fall madly in love with me. That's how is works in the movies, and it certainly would never happen over the internet.
The wrong people always stalk you that's for sure. I suppose if the right people stalked you, it wouldn't be considered stalking.
So, on my 'Jeremy's a whore across america tour' that I plan on taking as soon as i get free time, I will make stops in the various states in which these lovely gentlemen reside, and get alot of ass in the process.
Just remind me to bypass Tenessee
Love
Jerbil