Prompt: Stamina
Entry One:
Mall Stamina
No warnings
“Seriously?”
“Yes, Puck.”
“But-.”
“Yes, Puck.”
*Sigh* “Fine, but this is the last one.”
“Why?”
“Kurt, I love you, but any more, I think my arms might fall off.”
*Scoff*
“I’m serious! They’re just gonna pop out of their sockets and fall to the ground.”
“If you ruin my new Michael Kors pants I will kill you slowly and painfully.”
“Kurt, you have enough stuff to clothe a small Ethiopian village, why do you need more?”
“Because most of it is ruined by slushes.” Pause. “What do you think of this one?”
“The color washes you out.” *groan* “Listen to me! I sound like a fruit! If you need me, I’ll be in the arcade trying to get my balls back.”
“Noah, your lack of stamina astounds me.”
“Lack of stamina? Kurt, I think your broken bed would have to disagree with you. How’d you explain that to your dad, anyways?”
*Blush* “I told him the girls and I had a pillow fight at the sleep over and it gave.”
*Kiss* “I love you.”
“Will you at least take the bags with you!”
Entry Two:
Building Stamina
Kurt usually loved that his room was at the end of the hallway. It
meant having the most distance between his Dad and Carole's room and
his own, and therefore had more privacy than Finn's, that was just a
couple of steps from the stairs.
But there were days, like today, that having to go past Finn's room to
get to his own was agonizing.
Puck had invited him out for a movie that afternoon, so it was late by
the time they got to his house, Kurt taking advantage of Burt and
Carole being off campaigning for the weekend to get Puck alone in his
room.
They had been talking about the movie all the way from the theater to
the top of the stairs, were they were stopped cold by an agonized
groan.
"No more, Rachel!" Finn's voice carried out to the hallway from behind
his closed bedroom door.
"Now, now, Finn! Practice makes perfect. And you've gotten so much
better at it, you're lasting more than your initial ten seconds,"
Rachel sounded out of breath, though no less bossy.
"I'm sore, Rachel," Finn whined.
Kurt's eyes widened as he looked at his boyfriend in growing horror.
"What are we overhearing?" he whispered, scandalized.
Puck smirked, crowding into Kurt's space and kissing at his neck.
"Sounds like Finny is getting some!"
"Stop, stop! No kissing! No kissing while my stepbrother may be
having sex 10 feet away!"
“Finn, you can’t stop now!”
“We’ve been doing it for over an hour, Rach. I’m spent, done.”
"Let's just try another position, maybe that one is just too advanced
for you," Rachel's voice went on to say. "We’ll try something that
requires less flexibility and strength, but helps build stamina just
as much."
"OMG, I can't be listening to this," Kurt said turning away to
practically run into his room, slamming the door shut.
A few seconds later, a yoga pants and t-shirt clad Rachel opened the
bedroom door and beamed at Puck. Inside the room, Finn laid on the
floor across two floor mats, wearing a ratty t-shirt and sweatpants.
"Oh good guys, you're home! Maybe you and Kurt would like to join us?
We're doing yoga to help increase our stamina for Glee," Rachel
enthused.
Puck laughed for a good five minutes, unable to answer Rachel's
questions as to what was so funny.
Poll Prompt: Stamina