Tiny Secrets 16/?
Knock, Knock
Puck jerked awake from the nap he was having with Kurt and looked down with a smile, kissing the head of hair on his chest.
He needs his beauty rest.
Untangling himself from Kurt’s body, Puck got off the couch and went to answer the door, flinging it open without looking to see who was there.
Holy Fuck. “What the hell are you doing here? H- how did you even know where I was?
“... Humph…Brittany.”
“May I come in?”
Puck moved his body to block the entryway. “I don’t think so. “
“Noah Asher Puckerman, Why the hell not?”
Giggling came from behind Noah’s back. “Haha, your initials spell Nap.” Kurt had obviously awoken.
Puck turned his head a bit and rolled his eyes at the other boy. “Are your initials really any better?”
Kurt managed to suppress his giggles long enough to say, “My middle name is FAOLÁN - it means little wolf in Gaelic; and my initials definitely don’t spell something like Nap. “
Puck glanced back at his ... sperm donor.
Yeah, sperm donor. “Listen, this isn’t my house to invite people- who are pretty much strangers I might add- inside. So if you would be so kind as to leave now?” Puck began to close the door when suddenly a hand stopped it.
Leaning over Kurt whispered into Puck’s ear, “Wouldn’t it be better if you did this now? While you have me.” Puck smiled at that. “to you know, protect you.”
Puck heaved a sigh, took one last look at Kurt and grimaced. Puck nodded at Kurt then glared at David Puckerman. “All I can say is you better thank Kurt, otherwise you would never have gotten another chance.”
O-O
Kurt moved over to the chair in his living room, sitting down he rubbed his head. Watching the Puckerman’s with a wary eye. Both of them staring each other down; Puck looked like he didn’t want to talk at all and his ... father? His father just didn’t look like he knew where to start.
This has got to be the weirdest two days of my life.
Sigh.
Well if one of them doesn’t start this thing. We’ll be here all month.
Kurt breathed in deep and went for it. “So, mind telling me why you felt the need to almost run down my door and for that matter may I ask why in the Hell it’s okay for you to bitch out my boyfriend; especially when we’re in school?”
Two pairs of eyes turned to look at him- one in shock the other just a little bit lustful. Kurt smirked. If this is how Noah Puckerman is going to react, every time I swear maybe I should take it up...
A choking sound stopped his musings. “Boyfriend? Did I hear that right?”
Puck snorted. “Yep, got a problem with that?”
David didn’t answer, just asked another question. “Y-you’re gay?”
Puck snorted. “Nah, just Bi.”
David’s face fell then contorted into disgust. “I knew it! I told your Mother from the start that you’d grow up a whore. Your Mom told me not to worry that this thing would just be a phase- ‘he’s five, they get married to everyone when they’re that age’ But I knew... I knew you’d be one of those people. Can’t pick a side to look at, have to taste everything. “
Puck looked shocked for a second, shaking his head back and forth. Not completely understanding where this hatred had suddenly come from, “How can you say that when you can’t even decided whether or not you want to be a woman!” He shouted.
David Puckerman looked taken aback for a moment then answered. “So what I like playing dress up it doesn’t me I’ve decided to become a woman.
And I, I picked a side. I decided to like one or the other sex… not both. You’re just a freak of nature. David pointed at Kurt. “He picked a side. Why couldn’t you, eh?”
Kurt couldn’t believe his ears. Noah’s Dad was a Bi-phobe? He knew they existed, he just wasn’t expecting...
Well this. Especially not from a man you did drag.
Kurt jumped up from his spot, walked right over to David Puckerman, used every muscle in his highly toned legs and kicked Mr.Puckerman in the shin.
Shaking with rage he looked at Puck, bending down to look him in the eye. “Noah, are you okay?”
Silent tears began to fall down his face. “I wish he would have just stayed away. I didn’t need to hear that.”
“Well I wish… ” Kurt turned right around and looked right into Mr. Puckerman’s pain- filled eyes.
Kurt had never been so angry. He locked his jaw and stared the other man down; and with a pointed finger he pointed to the door. “Not another word. Not another word. Now -
Get the FUCK OUT of my house!”
And as Mr. Puckerman got to the door, Kurt said
One
Final
Thing
“If you ever come near Noah or I again, I will make sure I use my black belts in Judo, Kick Boxing and Tai Kwon Do. “ Then with a smile he waved his hand. “Or quite possibly use my cry-on-demand skills and go to the police.” David grimaced.
“Bah bye.”
Puck jerked awake from the nap he was having with Kurt and looked down with a smile, kissing the head of hair on his chest.
He needs his beauty rest.
Untangling himself from Kurt’s body, Puck got off the couch and went to answer the door, flinging it open without looking to see who was there.
Holy Fuck. “What the hell are you doing here? H- how did you even know where I was?
“... Humph…Brittany.”
“May I come in?”
Puck moved his body to block the entryway. “I don’t think so. “
“Noah Asher Puckerman, Why the hell not?”
Giggling came from behind Noah’s back. “Haha, your initials spell Nap.” Kurt had obviously awoken.
Puck turned his head a bit and rolled his eyes at the other boy. “Are your initials really any better?”
Kurt managed to suppress his giggles long enough to say, “My middle name is FAOLÁN - it means little wolf in Gaelic; and my initials definitely don’t spell something like Nap. “
Puck glanced back at his ... sperm donor.
Yeah, sperm donor. “Listen, this isn’t my house to invite people- who are pretty much strangers I might add- inside. So if you would be so kind as to leave now?” Puck began to close the door when suddenly a hand stopped it.
Leaning over Kurt whispered into Puck’s ear, “Wouldn’t it be better if you did this now? While you have me.” Puck smiled at that. “to you know, protect you.”
Puck heaved a sigh, took one last look at Kurt and grimaced. Puck nodded at Kurt then glared at David Puckerman. “All I can say is you better thank Kurt, otherwise you would never have gotten another chance.”
O-O
Kurt moved over to the chair in his living room, sitting down he rubbed his head. Watching the Puckerman’s with a wary eye. Both of them staring each other down; Puck looked like he didn’t want to talk at all and his ... father? His father just didn’t look like he knew where to start.
This has got to be the weirdest two days of my life.
Sigh.
Well if one of them doesn’t start this thing. We’ll be here all month.
Kurt breathed in deep and went for it. “So, mind telling me why you felt the need to almost run down my door and for that matter may I ask why in the Hell it’s okay for you to bitch out my boyfriend; especially when we’re in school?”
Two pairs of eyes turned to look at him- one in shock the other just a little bit lustful. Kurt smirked. If this is how Noah Puckerman is going to react, every time I swear maybe I should take it up...
A choking sound stopped his musings. “Boyfriend? Did I hear that right?”
Puck snorted. “Yep, got a problem with that?”
David didn’t answer, just asked another question. “Y-you’re gay?”
Puck snorted. “Nah, just Bi.”
David’s face fell then contorted into disgust. “I knew it! I told your Mother from the start that you’d grow up a whore. Your Mom told me not to worry that this thing would just be a phase- ‘he’s five, they get married to everyone when they’re that age’ But I knew... I knew you’d be one of those people. Can’t pick a side to look at, have to taste everything. “
Puck looked shocked for a second, shaking his head back and forth. Not completely understanding where this hatred had suddenly come from, “How can you say that when you can’t even decided whether or not you want to be a woman!” He shouted.
David Puckerman looked taken aback for a moment then answered. “So what I like playing dress up it doesn’t me I’ve decided to become a woman.
And I, I picked a side. I decided to like one or the other sex… not both. You’re just a freak of nature. David pointed at Kurt. “He picked a side. Why couldn’t you, eh?”
Kurt couldn’t believe his ears. Noah’s Dad was a Bi-phobe? He knew they existed, he just wasn’t expecting...
Well this. Especially not from a man you did drag.
Kurt jumped up from his spot, walked right over to David Puckerman, used every muscle in his highly toned legs and kicked Mr.Puckerman in the shin.
Shaking with rage he looked at Puck, bending down to look him in the eye. “Noah, are you okay?”
Silent tears began to fall down his face. “I wish he would have just stayed away. I didn’t need to hear that.”
“Well I wish… ” Kurt turned right around and looked right into Mr. Puckerman’s pain- filled eyes.
Kurt had never been so angry. He locked his jaw and stared the other man down; and with a pointed finger he pointed to the door. “Not another word. Not another word. Now -
Get the FUCK OUT of my house!”
And as Mr. Puckerman got to the door, Kurt said
One
Final
Thing
“If you ever come near Noah or I again, I will make sure I use my black belts in Judo, Kick Boxing and Tai Kwon Do. “ Then with a smile he waved his hand. “Or quite possibly use my cry-on-demand skills and go to the police.” David grimaced.
“Bah bye.”