30 Days of Puckurt Drabble: Day 5

[raving_liberal]

Welcome to the fifth day of 30 Days of Puckurt Drabble in June!

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30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[hey_doey_doey]

In which I blur the lines between fiction and reality...appropriate icon is appropriate. ;)

Puck gets the shock of his life one morning when he’s walking into work (yeah, he’s a Starbucks barista and yeah, he’ll spit in your drink if you give him ‘tude about it) and realizes the billboard across the street that used to have a half-naked Victoria’s Secret model on it now has a very familiar face. Kurt Hummel smirks down at him, twenty feet tall and wearing nothing but a pair of Calvin Klein boxer briefs.

He thinks it’s just a fluke, until he starts seeing Kurt everywhere. Then he starts playing Where’s Waldo: the billboard in Times Square, Hugo Boss ad in the subway, the cover of Italian Vogue (apparently a big deal), hanging in the window of Armani on Fifth, on and on and on. At first it’s just a joke, a way to amuse himself when he’s jogging or heading to a gig or out on his lunch break.

And then he finds the picture that wrecks him. Kurt, leaning back against a bar, looking like sex and James Dean. Puck has no idea what the photo is supposed to be selling, because every time he sees it all he can think about is getting his hands and his mouth all over Kurt and mussing up that perfect hair and getting Kurt out of those clothes.

He finds Waldo for real the day Kurt walks into his Starbucks. Puck’s not an idiot, he knows this is crazy good karma he doesn’t deserve after all the drinks he’s spit in, so he sends out a thanks to the universe and makes Kurt’s coffee, writing his number on the paper cup.

The rest, as they say, is history.

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[patchfire]

I looovvveee this. Especially since I'm writing a fic where Puck works at Starbucks. I'm not delusional! ;)

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[hey_doey_doey]

Thank you, I'm glad you liked it. :D

I would, like, DIE if I walked into a Starbucks and Puck worked there. heehee.

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[lillian_raven]

The best kind of Waldo. *g*
Amazing drabble and please Chris Colfer, please start to do such ads. I also want to play Waldo.

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[hey_doey_doey]

Agreed! :D

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[raving_liberal]

OMG YAY!

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[pterawaters]

Very cute. I love how you left it at Puck writing his number on Kurt's coffee cup.

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[wearemagnetised]

This was so cute. If Chris does the Calvin Klein boxer brief advert, I think a lot of fans would get heart failures...

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[emoryems]

This is the best. Love the idea -- and haha oh, Puck. He can be badass about anything :)

Great work!

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[lezi]

OH MY GOD. You broke me. Puck being a barista (and LOL, of course he would spit in drinks for someone questioning his badassness when he works at Starbucks making mocha-frappe-whatsits for a source of income) and Kurt being the Waldo Puck looks for was just... it was so much win crammed into such a small word count. This is the kind of fiction I wouldn't mind whoring myself out to see more of. ;D
♥♥♥

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[hey_doey_doey]

No whoring will be necessary. ;) Technically this drabble is the beginning of a Puck/Kurt verse I plan to start writing this summer...

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[lezi]

THANK GRILLED CHEESUS. Seriously. You don't know how pleased that made me. ♥

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[elemenoh_p]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[backbitethnot]

yesyesyes.

that picture of chris is just. you know.

unf.

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[eyesarmslove]

And then he finds the picture that wrecks him. Kurt, leaning back against a bar, looking like sex and James Dean. Puck has no idea what the photo is supposed to be selling, because every time he sees it all he can think about is getting his hands and his mouth all over Kurt and mussing up that perfect hair and getting Kurt out of those clothes.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo

[ricaresinrp]

I would let him put cream in my cup.

LOL. I had to.