30 Days of Puckurt Drabble: Day 5

Jun 05, 2011 10:31

Welcome to the fifth day of 30 Days of Puckurt Drabble in June!

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Keep up the good work. I'm impressed by how many people are actually managing a post every day!

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30 Photographs - Where's Waldo hey_doey_doey June 5 2011, 14:40:12 UTC
In which I blur the lines between fiction and reality...appropriate icon is appropriate. ;)

Puck gets the shock of his life one morning when he’s walking into work (yeah, he’s a Starbucks barista and yeah, he’ll spit in your drink if you give him ‘tude about it) and realizes the billboard across the street that used to have a half-naked Victoria’s Secret model on it now has a very familiar face. Kurt Hummel smirks down at him, twenty feet tall and wearing nothing but a pair of Calvin Klein boxer briefs.

He thinks it’s just a fluke, until he starts seeing Kurt everywhere. Then he starts playing Where’s Waldo: the billboard in Times Square, Hugo Boss ad in the subway, the cover of Italian Vogue (apparently a big deal), hanging in the window of Armani on Fifth, on and on and on. At first it’s just a joke, a way to amuse himself when he’s jogging or heading to a gig or out on his lunch break ( ... )

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Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo patchfire June 5 2011, 14:45:54 UTC
I looovvveee this. Especially since I'm writing a fic where Puck works at Starbucks. I'm not delusional! ;)

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Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo hey_doey_doey June 5 2011, 14:49:25 UTC
Thank you, I'm glad you liked it. :D

I would, like, DIE if I walked into a Starbucks and Puck worked there. heehee.

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Re: 30 Photographs - Where's Waldo lillian_raven June 5 2011, 14:48:57 UTC
The best kind of Waldo. *g*
Amazing drabble and please Chris Colfer, please start to do such ads. I also want to play Waldo.

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30 Discoveries: Discovery 5 - Kurt Visits His Mom Every Week youloveamelia June 5 2011, 14:46:28 UTC
Now that it was summer, it was Noah Puckerman’s duty to himself to run at least a couple miles every day. And to lift some weights. There was no football, no basketball, no school sports or gym class to keep him in shape. So every day, he made the same route from his house around his neighborhood ( ... )

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Re: 30 Discoveries: Discovery 5 - Kurt Visits His Mom Every Week raving_liberal June 5 2011, 14:51:55 UTC
Aww *hugs Kurt*

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Re: 30 Discoveries: Discovery 5 - Kurt Visits His Mom Every Week pterawaters June 5 2011, 14:55:41 UTC
Just the image of Puck saying that pick-up line at the cemetery! *facepalm*

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Re: 30 Discoveries: Discovery 5 - Kurt Visits His Mom Every Week lezi June 5 2011, 16:23:53 UTC
I loved it, from Puck's musings on Kurt's seemingly sudden jump from geek to hot boy he hits on in a cemetery! The ending really made it for me. Awesome job!

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30 Days of B/K breakups w/ P featured patchfire June 5 2011, 14:47:55 UTC
Following Blaine and Puck

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Finn turns off his shower before he normally would, because he thinks he hears yelling. He doesn't really think Puck & Kurt would be fighting, but yelling isn't something he normally hears. He towels off and hears footsteps banging down the stairs, then a door slamming before a car starts and drives away. Weird.. As he pulls on clean clothes and opens the door, though, he can still hear murmurs coming from Kurt's room: definitely two people talking.

"Hey." He props himself in the doorway, furrowing his brow as he notices how close Kurt and Puck are standing and how wet Puck's head is. Nevermind that Kurt's lost his shirt somewhere. "Who left?"

Kurt turns a bright shade of red and purses his lips, while Puck snorts, obviously trying not to smile. "Blaine," Kurt admits after a moment, and steps away from Puck towards his desk. Where… his shirt is. Even weirder."Oh. I didn't know he was coming over ( ... )

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Re: 30 Days of B/K breakups w/ P featured raving_liberal June 5 2011, 14:52:16 UTC
UNCOOL PUCKERMAN

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Re: 30 Days of B/K breakups w/ P featured lillian_raven June 5 2011, 14:53:49 UTC
Oh Finn, poor boy. *giggle*

I love these three dabbles. I would love it if you write more pieces about this breakup. :D

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Re: 30 Days of B/K breakups w/ P featured pterawaters June 5 2011, 14:54:01 UTC
Loved the addition of Finn's POV and all the confusion therein!

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A Pirate's Life pterawaters June 5 2011, 14:49:15 UTC
Totally not what I was planning on posting today, but I just wrote it and i love it too much to sit on for very long."Weigh anchor!" Captain Hummel cried, nodding with satisfaction as his first mate, Finn, relayed the order and their ship began moving. Turning to Finn, Captain Hummel said, "You're in charge while I talk to our new prisoner. Don't screw up ( ... )

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Re: A Pirate's Life raving_liberal June 5 2011, 14:52:33 UTC
Cute!

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Re: A Pirate's Life pterawaters June 5 2011, 16:19:10 UTC
Thanks!

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Re: A Pirate's Life lillian_raven June 5 2011, 14:59:20 UTC
Pirates! Yeah. A lovely AU with a great bitchy!Kurt. Love it. :)

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30 Kisses #5 - Tease (a little bit smutty, so consider yourself warned) frolicandfall June 5 2011, 14:52:04 UTC
“Please,” Puck begs, tugging on his restraints.

From his perch astride Puck’s thighs, Kurt smirks and runs his fingers along Puck’s ribs. “Tell me again,” he commands.

“Kurt,” Puck whines.

Kurt digs his nails in.

“Yours,” Puck gasps. “I’m yours.”

Kurt hums contentedly. As he leans over, the head of Puck’s cock brushes his lower abdomen, causing both boys to moan loudly. Kurt captures Puck’s lips in a fiery kiss, savouring the now familiar taste of the other boy.

Puck rips Kurt’s favourite scarf in his desperation to get his hands on the boy above him. Kurt doesn’t even notice.

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Re: 30 Kisses #5 - Tease (a little bit smutty, so consider yourself warned) raving_liberal June 5 2011, 14:53:02 UTC
Last line is the winner!

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Re: 30 Kisses #5 - Tease (a little bit smutty, so consider yourself warned) pterawaters June 5 2011, 14:56:47 UTC
Unf!

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Re: 30 Kisses #5 - Tease (a little bit smutty, so consider yourself warned) youloveamelia June 5 2011, 15:13:59 UTC
Guhhhhh...can't fathom appropriate response. UNF!

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