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[puckinyourmom]

What the fuck is this? Everyone's gonna look back and all they'll remember from this year is my giant throbbing stiffy for erklings. Which is made up, and not true at all.

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[testdriveme]

You're the one who started it, you know.

[puckinyourmom]

When did I say I wanted to fuck an erkling?

[testdriveme]

You wouldn't shut up about them the whole trip. You even named one of our teams after them.

[puckinyourmom]

Because they were cool. Not the same as having a fetish.

[testdriveme]

If anyone else had said it, you would've done the same thing.

[puckinyourmom]

Would not. Erklings have claws and shit.

[testdriveme]

Isn't that why you thought they were cool?

[puckinyourmom]

Yeah, but even if I wanted to fuck one, the claws would tear my nuts off. So.

[testdriveme]

That's an awkward image...

[puckinyourmom]

That's the point.

[testdriveme]

If you weren't so adorable, I'd think you were so weird.

1/4

[puckinyourmom]

[...what?]

2/4

[puckinyourmom]

[That was the gayest thing he could have possibly said. And Link's not...is he?]

3/5 I lie sometimes

[puckinyourmom]

[Well. He'd be gay for himself. It's understandable.]

[puckinyourmom]

[...still, that was awkward. Better make sure.]

[puckinyourmom]

...are you alright, mate?