OMGWTFUPDATEYO

Sep 01, 2004 22:19

Jesus was a carpenter. I just got done painting my room and sealing the cracks in the walls, so maybe I'm the next Jesus. Only the American Idol judges can lead me to my true destiny, though. :DD:D:D::D:D:D:

Aside from my hopes and dreams of merging pop idols and religious idols together to form one giant robot, I've discovered the simple pleasures of Splenda and am currently working on figuring out how to pull a noodle from my nose out of my mouth. So far, I've gotten down how to avoid a trip to the emergency room. Pretty good progress, if I do say so myself.

Oh, and the school systems of California seriously need to be taken to the front lawn and beaten with a coat hanger in front of all their neighbor friends for holding me back a year even though I passed my classes. Too bad I didn't find out until they closed down the high school that did it to me. lollers.

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