Embarassment is ...
Embarassment is getting back from the gym and going to a meeting. On leaving the meeting and returning to one's desk, you notice the stains, the stains that weren't there before you went to the gym. The thick, white, ropey stains that cover the lower part of your shirt, right near the buttons, just above the belt. The stains that look suspiciously like a very large deposit of semen.
Realizing that you look like the messy aftermath of a rendezvous in front of your bosses?
Priceless.
*hangs head in shame*
EDIT: Please note. No such rendezvous occurred. At least, not involving me. I don't know what my shirt was up to while I was lifting weights.
Realizing that you look like the messy aftermath of a rendezvous in front of your bosses?
Priceless.
*hangs head in shame*
EDIT: Please note. No such rendezvous occurred. At least, not involving me. I don't know what my shirt was up to while I was lifting weights.