Coke Legacy 7.2
It turns out that my monitor's resolution is incorrect to my game's resolution(I got a new monitor awhile back and it has a bigger screen), but I don't see any deformed images. If it seems that way to anyone else, let me know.
Sara: If you don’t make it big and get rich, no one will ever love you.
Townie Child: ):
These two geniuses stood there playing Rock Paper Scissors, only without the rock and paper. ROCK AND PAPER ARE PRETTY COOL TOO, YOU GUYS.
Not one of the kids like Sara. She keeps trying to dance with them but they’re all “ahhh no get awaaay” Like she’s the plague or something.
Oh boy, Ewan. You are such a badass vampire that knows how to perfectly arrange flowers. How will I ever be as cool as you?
(Also I made a captioned version on my Tumblr, chek eet out.)
Things That Nate Hates
Vaughn
Conrad
Himself
Easy Bake Ovens
Hello Kitty
IKEA
Cops & Robbers
Little girls doing the thriller
Nate: I want the weather to match my mood, upsetting and ugly. ):<
How is this a Torment action? It looks like Nate kept asking Vaughn to play Punch You, Punch Me, but then Vaughn starts crying. What a wuss.
Nate: Why is it that this crybaby has the same ducks on his pajamas as me?
Conrad: Just… close your eyes and go to your happy place, Conrad. A place where ducks quack and Nate doesn’t exist.
Sara: My sexy vampire husband is painting birds? HOOOOOT~
Who told you that you can stop doing Yoga exercises so you can stalk Ewan?
Keaton is… Keaton is kind of dumb. What would have made this better is if he took a gulp of that liquid, but I suppose he has some smarts in him.
ANARCHY died and no one cared except Sara. She instantly rolled the want to resurrect her best pal. ):
Nate: Keaton got frostbitten, he is such an idiot.
Ludwig: Heehee, whatever you say~
~BFF~
I wish I could say that it’s only Nate who is annoying enough to jump on beds, but it’s ALL OF THEM that does it. It makes me so mad I could just explode right now.
Nate: I HATE YOUR FACE.
Conrad: You just insulted me but can we play Rock Paper Scissors?
Nate: I only play Rock Paper Scissors with Ludwig because I love Ludwig and Ludwig loves me so go away.
Nate has Vaughn is a chokehold so there’s no way he’s going to lost this fight!
Conrad: Oh no! My best friend, Vaughn, is in trouble!
Stephen: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND. -SOB-
Way to go, Nate. You sure showed him.
And then Keaton scratched Nate’s eyeballs out.
FUCKING CHANCE CARDS.
Julia: Ugh, first they tell me that it’s horrible of me to publish that article on how terrible nannies are and demote me, and when I decide to not publish the article for them they’re disappointed in my moxy?! I’m a Sports Columnist, why are they giving me the opportunity to write about nannies anyways?!
Julia: Alright, alright… they want moxy, I’ll show them moxy.
Julia: Sweetheart~? Yes, I know I haven’t called in awhile, but can you do me a little favor~? There’s a nice little building full of aspiring journalists. You know the place; you send rose bouquets to work for me almost everyday.
Julia: Kill them. Everyone in the building must die.
You’re a scary bitch, Julia.
You two are children, so why are you talking about the hotness of some random stranger? D:
I think I’m doing exactly what Isaiah in his heir portrait is doing.
Nate: Ludwig, help! They’re ganging up on me! D:
Ludwig: So, this is pretty much my room and if you start all this fighting nonsense I’m going to go tell mom. Not the angry and scary mom that likes it when we fight, but the mom that totally hates it and wants us all to get along. Okay?
Success!
Nate: Conrad and Vaughn are morons and they make me so mad. I hate them both.
Ludwig: You want a muffin? I can make those without burning them now.
Nate: … if it's made by you then yes I’d like a muffin, please.
Stephen: Let me tell you this secret about Conrad.
Ludwig: Heehee, okay~
Conrad: I’m… I’m right here, guys.
Sara: -swoon-
Yeah… she does that a lot now. Her stalking has gotten so bad that she started playing chess while Ewan works on his robotics badge.
I’m amazed that all these spectacular sparkles did not crash my game.
Ludwig is looking a lot less like a girl and more like a gender confused teenager.
I didn’t want to make this update longer than it already is, so I spared you from the spam. I’m placing their stats later on.
Nate: I STILL HATE YOUR FACE, CONRAD.
Conrad: Bitch, my face is ~BEAUTIFUL~ and you know it.
Keaton: durrrrrrrrrr
Nate: BAAAAAW, NOBODY UNDERSTANDS. IT’S HARD BEING A GLASS BOTTLE FILLED WITH EMOTIONS AND RAGE.
Keaton: hurrrrrrrrrr
Nothing to see here, manmaid. Just a grown women playing with a tiny robot. Move along.
Ludwig bruises like a freakin’ peach, I swear.
Townie: Pack your bags, baby, because we are gonna go places.
Ludwig: That’s nice and all, but I hope you know I’m a boy.
Townie: wat?
Nate here decides he want to take up the hobby of dishing out sick rhymes.
He’s not very good at it.
Vaughn: Your rhymes are bogus, dude!
Conrad: Congrats on not being a whiny douchebag like Nate!
Vaughn: Thanks, man.
Nate: FUCK YOU GUYS, I FEEL SO UNDERAPPRECIATED.
Nate: Luuuuudwig, they’re making fun of me over there and I hate it. Make them stooooop.
Ludwig gave him a “family kiss” instead.
Nate: Ludwig’s lips taste like strawberry lip balm and that makes me extrmly happy!!!!!
Let’s add Electro Dance Spheres to the list of things Nate hates.
Conrad really does think his face is so ~beautiful~ that he stood there doing this numerous times.
Meanwhile, Nate annoys the BV townies because he is a big jerk.
Townie: Those two women are fiiiiine~
So… I just realized Nate is one letter off from hate. Accurately named sim, y/n?
Nate: You are simply the best person there is and I love you so much. <3
Ludwig: Awww, thanks~ I told you it’s possible to express an emotion other than hate.
Nate: <3333333333
Ludwig: Aunt Julia, can I tell you about this fashionable guy that both me and Stephen agree is hot?
Julia: Why are you dressed like a girl and talking about hot men?
Nate: Ludwig thinks this guy is hot, huh? Let’s see how hot he is after I go to his house and shove his face onto a scalding hot iron.
Nate: LUDWIG, HELP.
Ludwig: Ugh, this is not what I want to wake up to.
Vaughn: AHHHHH, IT’S NATE.
Nate: AHHHHH, WHAT AM I DOING?
Nate: AHHHHH.
Vaughn: AHHHHH.
Ewan: -gigglesnort-
Jesus Christ, the kid seriously can’t win a single fight.
Nate: Conrad isn’t allowed to do that, only I’m supposed to be able to play with Ludwig. ONLY. ME.
Fleur plays with the robot toy like, all the time. She is such a child at heart and I love her for that.
MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
Nate: What would you say if I said I wanted to see your bust?
Townie: … what?
Nate: SHOW ME YOUR TITS.
Townie: Hell no!
Nate: Fine. I’m not attracted to boobs anyways. I’ll take my turkey dinner elsewhere.
Townie: Then why did you ask? |:
Fleur achieved her dream of becoming a Criminal Mastermind she had while she was a child.
I don’t think I want to know what kind of nefarious plans she makes with Cassius, her evil sidekick.
Nate: YOU BROTHER-STEALING BASTARD, WHY AREN’T YOU DEAD YET?
Townie Lady: It isn’t often I find a guy who likes to talk about fashion with me. I feel pretty happy, actually.
Ludwig: Oh, it’s no problem~ What would you like to discuss?
Townie Lady: Well…
Nate: Oh my god, is that bitch is trying to steal Ludwig from me? She can’t get in-between our love!
Nate: TAKE THIS, YOU GREASY WHORE.
Ludwig: -oblivious- I love snow. :D
Nate: Hello, cashier. How about you ring up my heart? <3
(I’m going to take a moment of your time to say that all of the kids were randomized as straight except Nate. I mean, it totally makes sense for Ludwig to be heterosexual. Great job, ACR.)
Nate: Will he be impressed by my incredible gaming skills?
Yeah, that cashier boy is definitely going to want in your pants after he learns of how badass you are at Nintendogs.
I’ve pretty much given up on ever seeing Nate win a fight by now. He got his ass handed to him by someone wearing a kimono, and those can’t be easy to fight in.
Vaughn: I feel funny… hey why do you look so scared?
Ludwig: There is nothing safe about robots! They break down and cause people to be unhappy! Why can’t you see that?
Sara: Shaddup, you're just drinkin' the haterade.
Julia: What the hell? I still have the same work hours as mom, why do I have to ride in this lame ass car?
Ewan: Because record stores don’t have helipads. |:
Julia: … they should.
(Julia got a job for her new LTW career to make herself useful, and it's Culinary if you can't tell already.)
If you’re a Grilled Cheese sim, you’re made of glowy and cheesy magic. Tru fax.
Nate: Who is this strange man and why is he flipping out on the street? Hmph! He better get run over by a car because he is a waste of air.
Damien: Did… did you just throw water at my face?
Nate: Aliens are disgusting creatures and should go die in a fire. ):<
Damien: How rude!
Nate hadn’t instigated this fight, so maybe I felt a little bad for him.
JEEZ WAY TO IMPRESS JULIA’S WORK FRIEND IN THE BACK THERE. Now she’s going to spread gossip that the Cokes are made up of angry people who crossdress and play with sacks of flour.
Not that they aren't already, that is.
Ewan’s Fail gene is running strong in the bloodline. For sixth generation it was rollerskating. For seventh I guess it’s Nate’s fighting ability.
I WONDER WHAT EIGHTH, NINTH AND TENTH HAVE IN STORE.
Nate: I’M SUCH A FAILURE I SHOULD JUST DROP DEAD.
Trace: Hold that expression right there! Yes, that’s perfect! It’s a work of art, I tell you.
Nate: Whyyyyy are you doing this?! I thought you loved me!
Trace: … naaah, you’re a crazy bitch.
He got his first kiss with the most uncaring boyfriend in this neighborhood.
Nate: That was the worst first kiss ever, give it back.
Keaton is really attracting the ghosts because he is a ghost whisperer.
Suuuuure you are, Nate.
Vaughn: What did I say about your rhymes being bogus?!
THNX VAUGHN, IT’S NOT LIKE HE ALREADY CRIES A FUCKTON.
Julia has no taste in men because that manmaid is really cute. I hardly need him in the house, but I keep him around just so I can look at his pretty face.
I might add his genetics to the legacy.
Grigor the SentryBot: Come at me bro.
Nate: HALP THERE ARE SQUIGGLY LINES IN MY WAY.
Vaughn: Shut up Nate, oh my god, just shut up. ):<
Nate: Holy shit, what is that horrid abomination doing here? His face make me want to stab my own gut and puke blood.
Oh be nice, he can’t be that bad. I’m sure you two can bond over your self-loathing.
Or not.
Nate: Ludwiiiiig, I’m booooored! Play with me! Play with me! -tantrumfootstomp-
Ludwig: o_o
Fleur: One time while I was burglarizing someone’s home I found out that they had a pet giraffe and it bit me!
Stephen: COOL STORY, MOM.
After that I sent all the of the kids to college prematurely because my computer can’t handle 10 sims on a lot at the same time. It lags like CRAZY. But hey, on the bright side I’m doing something I promised I’d never do again because it’s a huge hassle, and that is having six kids at college in the same dorm. I need more pics of the other kids as they lack them.
‘Sup Nate? Did you have fun crashing my game as soon as I placed you into the dorm?
Nate: Yes. I hate college and I hate this dormitory. It smells like cat piss and ramen. Both of which are awful things.
Nate Coke
PLEASURE
Lifetime Want - Become Professional Party GuestDouchebag
Sloppy/Neat - 6
Shy/Outgoing - 5
Lazy/Active - 4
Serious/Playful - 10
Grouchy/Nice - 2 (SURPRISE!!11!1)
Turn Ons: Swimwear, Jewelry
Turn Off: Great Cook
OTH: TOO SLEEPY
Ludwig Coke
POPULARITY
Lifetime Want - GONNA PASS OUT
Sloppy/Neat - 6
Shy/Outgoing - 9
Lazy/Active - 4
Serious/Playful - 6
Grouchy/Nice - 5
Turn Ons: Underwear, Black Hair
Turn Off: Charismatic
OTH: derpderp
Vaughn Coke
FORTUNE
Lifetime Want - Ahhhagagahahrgaga SOMETHING BALLERINA
Sloppy/Neat - 2
Shy/Outgoing - 8
Lazy/Active - 4
Serious/Playful - 10
Grouchy/Nice - 4
Turn Ons: Makeup, Charismatic
Turn Off: Stink
OTH: ./;HFJMLHNF
I took advantage of Conrad’s massive eyebags and turned him into a panda. I couldn’t resist, and no I am not sorry about it.
Conrad Coke
ROMANCE
Lifetime Want - zzzzzzzzz
Sloppy/Neat - 9
Shy/Outgoing - 4
Lazy/Active - 4
Serious/Playful - 10
Grouchy/Nice - 6
Turn Ons: Swimwear, Hard Worker
Turn Off: Red Hair
OTH: WHAT IS HOBBY?
Keaton is so adorable, too bad he’s not that interesting.
Keaton Coke
FAMILY
Lifetime Want - Become Professional Ghost Whisperer
Sloppy/Neat - 1
Shy/Outgoing - 7
Lazy/Active - 2
Serious/Playful - 10
Grouchy/Nice - 6
Turn Ons: Charismatic, Great Cook
Turn Off: Formalwear
OTH: GHOST WHISPERING!!!!!!!!!!
Stephen Coke
KNOWLEDGE
Lifetime Want - To Sit On Every Couch
Sloppy/Neat - 9
Shy/Outgoing - 4
Lazy/Active - 2
Serious/Playful - 10
Grouchy/Nice - 7
Turn Ons: Makeup, Hats
Turn Off: Athletic
OTH: CHILDREN'S DICTIONARY
~x~
ALRIGHT GUYS,
I want an opinion on who should be heir. I’m probably going to chose who I want despite it, but I like to hear my reader’s thoughts. Either it’s the incredibly Ludwig obsessed one, or the one that dresses up in drag.
NO I AM NOT DOING ANOTHER DOUBLE HEIR THAT ISN’T EVEN GOING TO BE AN OPTION.