Coke Legacy 7.1
We’ll begin this update with Ginger spazzing the fuck out with errors. Apparently having the triplets broke her. I don’t really blame her. There was nothing I could do so I had to use the teleporter shrub to send her glitchy self onto another lot until I can find a cure for her. So say bye to Ginger, guys.
I swear to god if this is her way of getting out of raising children I’m going to strangle her.
Oh, this make look like Julia being a great parent, but she’s really playing musical cribs and pissing me the hell off.
I think she did it on purpose to antagonize me.
Ewan: I’m making a daisy bouquet, so why am I messing around with tulips and roses?
Oh my god Ewan, you suck at EVERYTHING.
Nate(I vaguely remember Keaton being the one in the green outfit... I think...) is playing around in the toilet much like how his great grandmother used to do. He's kind of annoying.
Don’t blame me for abusing this thing. I need it to survive.
(Ewan hasn’t slept in DAYS.)
Esther: YOU ARE SUCH A CHEATER, HOW HARD IS IT TO TAKE CARE OF SIX TODDLERS?!
Ewan: OH GOD. GRANDMA, DON’T BE MAD. ;_;
When things like this happen, Ewan is always the only one to worry about them. Parents? What parents?
Hey look what I did! I put fences around the cribs so that they can sleep in peace and not wake everyone else the fuck up.
YOU CAN’T GO DOWN THE STAIRS, STOP WHINING ABOUT IT AND BLOCKING THE FRIDGE.
Vaughn: I can’t go downstairs because Ewan is on them!
Fleur: I can’t make a delicious grilled cheese sandwich because daddy is in the way!
YOU GUYS, HE’S TAKING A BUBBLE BATH. D:< I hate you all.
STOP BLOCKING THE FRIDGE.
Nate: I’M SO TIRED. I WANT TO GO TO BEEEEED.
Vaughn: -hates Nate-
Ludwig: Everyone is tired, bro. So be quiet about it, please!
Nate: ):
Gaze in wonder at the magical toddler triangle.
Vaughn: If he complains one more time, I’m going to hit him.
Natalie: Who is taking care of the toddlers?! Ewan can’t handle all of that by himself! He’s a terrible parent and-
Julia: Shut up grandma and go be transparent somewhere else. Some people don’t want to hear the garbage that comes out of your mouth, you know!
Oh wow I didn’t know ghosts had the ability to react to stuff like this.
One of the dudes Teethy McMooMoo ate randomly hates on Stephen.
I don't know why.
Stephen: Will hugs take the pain away? ]:
I have to thank ANARCHY for socializing with the toddlers when no one can at the moment. It’s the only reason the social workers haven’t bitched at me for not paying attention to them.
Conrad: Oh caring one, BATHE ME!
Ewan: I am never going to get sleep, never ever. -_-
Yaaay, childhood!
Yaaay, growing up badly!
Yaaay, duckie inntertubes!
Ludwig was the only one who grew up into something completely fucking ridiculous.
(Left to right: Conrad, Keaton, Stephen, Nate, Vaughn and Ludwig.)
Ludwig: HI GUYS MY NAME IS LILY AND I WEAR PANTIES.
Vaughn: Fishies, when you become visible again, I’m going to EAT YOU ALL.
Nate: Oh, you better not be disrespecting the fish right now. You are, aren’t you? Oh my god, YOU TOTALLY ARE.
Nate: TAKE THIS, SCUMBAG.
Vaughn: Uhhhhh... huh?
Julia: Holy shit, Fleur, one of your kids is engaging in a fight. YEAH YOU GO LITTLE DUDE, KICK SOME ASS.
Fleur: Which kid?
Keaton: Nate? Um, Nate? I think you would look much better with longer hair like Aunt Julia's!
Keaton: I mean it! Your hair is just... just terrible!
Vaughn kicked his ass.
Nate: I just wanted to protect the fish. ):
Oh snap bask in the glory of the Kiddie Care Castle.
I was honestly hoping someone there would take the kids away.
Keaton: If I turn around and the penguin is still there, I’m going to flip my crackers.
Penguin: -flees-
EWAN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!
D8
Kate: Catch you later, sexy redhead.
Ewan: But I haven’t finished examining the fine art of your boobs yet, come back.
Keaton: Dad you are making some poor lifestyle choices, I urge you to think more rationally.
Ewan: I don’t care, I made out with a hot chick and a hot chick made out with me. Everybody wins~ Also, you don’t have a dad.
Keaton: D:<
Stephen: WHY AM I WEARING PINK I AM NOT LUDWIG. -EYE TWITCH-
Out of nowhere, Nate decided to attack Conrad. No instigation whatsoever.
Nate: Make him stop sobbing he is such a crybaby I hope he dies.
Conrad: ;_;
Nate: Why do I keep getting my butt handed to me when I invoke fights? This is lame. I hate it. I hate myself.
Ewan: Am I menacing now???
Be quiet and finish your flower arrangements you incestuous pervert.
Nate: EASY BAKE OVEN WHY DO YOU KEEP BURNING MY MUFFINS I HATE YOU. -KICK-
He systematically tells the other Easy Bake Oven this.
Nate: I hate Hello Kitty too she is so annoying. I want to grab that ice cream sundae and smash it in her furry face. Take that you stupid cat. I hate cats.
Do you ever shut up?
Ludwig is so super chipper and is not having a million tantrums a day.
Ludwig: I just realized I look like a girl.
Nate: Why am I happy? I shouldn’t be happy, this is wrong.
Julia: -pays attention to a child, her OWN child even!-
Conrad: Yaaay, mommy loves me~! <3
Fleur: I saw a shooting star last night and wished that you'd die. [:
Ludwig: Oh? You beat Nate in a fight?
Nate: One more word and you are dead to me.
Nate: THIS LAMP CONSTANTLY REMINDS ME HOW MUCH I HATE IKEA.
What are you glaring at me for? /:
Yeah, the kid is kind of a brat.
Oh my god.
Nate: LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Stephen: Ahhhhhhhh. D:
Nate: Well that didn’t make me feel any better.
Nate: NEITHER WAS THAT ANY FUN. I NEED FUN. SOMEONE GIVE ME FUN STUFF TO DO.
SHUT UP NATE HOLY SHIT.
Oh look, the lovely and totally not annoying playful gene is still in the family, yaaay~! ^_____^
Keaton: Bang bang, cops and robbers? :D
Nate: I hate cops and robbers.
Keaton: HAHAHA, THIS EMPTY SPACE FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH AMUSEMENT.
Conrad has all the marbles. All of them.
Oh wait no he doesn’t.
Conrad: Hey so I dropped all my marbles during school and everybody laughed at me and it was terrible, but I got this sweet report card I want to show you! :D
Fleur: Um, who are you again?
Ludwig: Ummm, what am I supposed to write about for my essay?
Nate: How about the topic of “Why Everything SUCKS”?
You’ve got to wonder how Fleur can stuff all her hair into that small cap. It’s like hammerspace or something.
Ludwig is the only person who can make Nate smile. Which makes sense since Ludwig is a freakin’ cupcake. No one can dislike Ludwig because cupcakes are sweet and everybody loves cupcakes.
If you hate cupcakes get off my journal I don’t want anti-cupcake people here. ]:<
Ahaha, I shouldn’t find this action so funny, but I do~
Sara is the Mayor now. I’m a little worried that her bipolar ass now has control over the city.
Julia: Oh my god is this a sweet ride or what? I think I’m going to call up some of my homies so they can come and chill with me in the helicopter of pizzazz.
Sara: I don’t think that’s what the helicopter is meant t-
Julia: PARTY PARTY ALL THE TIME.
~x~
I kind of fucking hate Nate he is such a whiny brat oh my god.
Oh and the sixth generation is going up for download in just a sec.