Sexton Legacy 4.0
I didn't want to update the Sextons for awhile since I honestly want the Cokes to be further ahead than them, but I've been playing a little of their family for when I get bored and it turned out to be pretty fun.
Back at the new legacy house, Mandy and Leo get married next to the bar because I don’t have orange formalwear. I don’t think orange formalwear exists. Now that I think about it, I just should have recolored a Maxis suit orange to fix that problem.
Oh yeah, they only have like 30k, I think, but I suppose Leo finds that rich.
I'm kind of sad that I have to relinquish the torch, but Sora can fend for himself now. I hope.
Mandy: Why are you still wearing that hat? It clashes badly with your shirt.
Leo: I’m not sure why, but I think somebody forgot to give me a makeover.
Oops.
(I would like to note I walked away from the computer while writing this post to get my dinner. I came back with a severely burned thumb that stings like a bitch. Nice)
Oh, how I love you Cast Spell~ It helps when Mandy hasn’t gotten knocked up yet and I need to wake Leo up.
I’d really like it if you didn’t start shit with both Sora and Cara, Leo.
WHAT THE HELL? One of Mandy’s bad first dates came and stole the newspaper while it was in her hands. It disappeared from her hands afterwards, which made me all kinds of upset. ]:<
Mandy: -grabs wrist- I am not in the comfortable enough mood to be getting touched by you. Please leave.
Leo: Uh, s-sweetie, I can’t leave if you have a vicegrip on my wrist… ow.
Leo has been keeping himself occupied with pranking Cara all day. Not Sora, only Cara. I guess because he figured out that she’s so blond and useless. Sora might've taken it badly anyways.
Cara: BAAAAAAAAAAW!!! ;_;
Leo: Your pain gives me great satisfaction of a job well done.
How nice of you, Leo. You’re using a red water balloon to match her generation’s theme.
Sora, primping ≠ showering. You should know this.
Mandy: Wow, did we skip two generations?
No, I just kept forgetting I’d be better off downloading the Pregnancy Wear Anything hack. Or I was too lazy. Probably both. I have it now, even though it's a bit too late for that.
Mandy: Oh my god, your fat ass is in the way of me being able to sit on the couch!
Leo: Don’t make fun of my weight problem! ;_;
Cara: Whaaat? I just want to tickle your flab.
Leo: There will be no tickling of the flab. None whatsoever.
Cara: Euuugh, stingy.
Mandy: Punch harder, you pansy!
Leo: Do you really want me to accidentally injure our fetus child?
Mandy: Pssh, anything that comes out of me is bound to have a framework of steel.
Yeah, I thought that since Sora earned this career reward before that it’s okay if I have it. Also, apologies for the non-orange athletic wear. I thought I downloaded some, and when I went to look it was still on my desktop untouched. Whoops.
The workout was too much for the fetus child, so it imploded in Mandy’s stomach with pink dust to accompany it.
Nah, j/k it didn’t.
Cara: You know what? I’m far more better than you in every regard because… because… because my fashion sense is superior! You are your silly little clown fish pajamas can’t match my sexy lingerie. ]:<
Leo: Haha, I like how everything that comes out of your mouth is complete and utter nonsense.
Leo: Glare harder, laserbeams might shoot out of your eyes.
Cara: … really?
Leo: Yeah, totally. Pew pew.
It’s babby tiem gais.
The first of generation four is a boy named Achillea Moonshine. This generation’s naming theme is going to be flowers(specifically yellow flowers) because it’s not like everyone has already done that one. He’s got brown hair, dark-blue eyes, and S2 skintone. I think. Gosh, I'm glad I changed my default skins later on, they're so much easier to tell apart.
Mandy: I’m starving, take Achillea for me.
Leo: Kay.
Cara: WOO, YEAH! NEW BABY, THAT’S AWESOME!
Leo: Uh, so I’m dead tired. I need sleep, here’s the little guy.
Cara: New baby~ <3
Achillea Moonshine: Can you guys not play hot potato with me? /:
Bimbo stood there for two full hours staring at the fridge before putting Achillea Moonshine on the floor.
Mandy went and got him without my command shortly after Cara left him there and fed him a bottle. Natural parenting, she has it.
Sora grew up, and no I don’t care that he’s had the same hairstyle all his life. He likes it anyways.
Cara wouldn’t shut up about her hygiene so I couldn’t get a good enough pic of her. Whatevs.
Sora: Here you go, girly named grandson of mine, back in your comfy crib~
Achillea Moonshine: …
Leo: …? -devises a scheme in five seconds-
Leo: Oh? But dear father-in-law, isn’t the crib behind me MUCH more appealing? Look at it, the percentage of comfortableness is most surely threefold.
Sora: Hmm, yeah you’re right, my bad entirely.
Leo: Then again… that other crib… [:<
Achillea Moonshine: Oh my god just let me sleep.
Wolf Stuck In Cement Stairs: halp.
I saw nothing about having butlers in an ISBI, so I thought I’d see how useful he can be. I mainly only wanted one because I know they do gardening and come over every day meaning that the HUGE ASS GARDEN this house has will remain nice and happy. He doesn't stay long though, trust me.
His name is Ruby Robinson, which made me lol~
More girly sounding names shall be on the way.
Leo: Ahhh, the smell of evil~
Oh come on, how do you even make that big of a mess? |:
Achillea Moonshine grew up, but I don’t have any pics to show off his weirdly shaped face. There were two I took, however they were at a weird angle so I deleted them.
Cara: Why are you so meeeeean? ;_;
Leo: Being mean is my job. It has a really nice salary, so I’m not going to quit it.
There’s something that occasionally happened during Achillea Moonshine’s toddlerhood. I noticed that Leo liked to randomly take him from his crib so he can go downstairs and give him a bath in the bathroom downstairs instead of the bathtubs upstairs. He’d leave him on the floor and do something else, like read a book in one of those comfy chairs while Achillea Moonshine has to suffer and not be able to climb the stairs.
Personally, I think Leo does that on purpose so he can watch him SUFFER. Clever bastard.
Babby #2 coming up.
Another boy, his name is Sunflower. Because Sunflower is a kickin’ name. He has blond hair, light-blue eyes, and S2 skintone.
Also, check out dat baby clothes I downloaded for the rest of this generation. Yes, I know I’m awesome.
Cara: I’M SO JAZZED ABOUT THIS BABY TOO! WOO, YEAH!
Mandy: No screaming, bitch. |:
Sunflower: -agrees with that comment-
The butler set Achillea Moonshine in the high chair, and then suddenly decided that it’s time to turn in for the night, leaving a poor defenseless, hungry and sleepy toddler in the high chair. Yeah, Sora is there to help, but he sort of feigned ignorance.
He wasn’t pleased about this.
Mandy DID get him out, and soon after she had to set him down because Brooke wanted to scare the living bejeezus out of her. Achillea Moonshine crawled away to pass out on the floor.
Huh, I just realized I'm not counting toddler pass outs for my score. I think my line of reasoning way back when this started was that toddlers never get a 'passed out' memory or something. Should I go back and fix my score to count them though?
If the two of them turned around they’d see two people shagging each other on the couch, but they’re just too engrossed in complaining about the locked nursery room.
Sora: -is hurled upon- GUH?! Oh, groooooss.
Leo: -almost chokes on his food because that’s hilarious-
Achillea Moonshine: I. WANT. TO. SLEEEEEP.
Cara: Oh my god stop wailing you’re going to make me deaf. ]:<
Okay, someone remind me that gardening during a thunderstorm is a bad idea before I try it again.
That lightning strike must’ve really scared Cara, and now Leo has something he can gossip to everyone about.
As luck would have it, Scott popped up and scared Mandy seconds later. After a lightning strike, a ghost scaring is what I don’t need right now, tyvm.
Cara: Everyone thinks I’m a failure, Sora. ]: I think I'm a failure.
Sora: -is ignorant of Cara’s issues, he just did some awesum snowboarding trickz, dawg-
What is your problem, the food is already on the counter!
oh god no.
OH GOD NO.
NO NO NO NO NO
SCOTT YOU CAN’T KILL OFF YOUR OWN LEGACY, YOU JUST CAN’T.
I used Leo’s one lifestage command to save Mandy’s very dead ass. Sora cares very much while Cara doesn't rly care.
… wait, what’s the toddler doing in the back?
YOU EVIL CHILD, WHY ARE YOU GRINNING?! DOES THIS AMUSE YOU?! IS THIS SOME KIND OF REVENGE ON MANDY FOR GIVING YOU A GAY NAME?! SHE’S THE ONLY PERSON THAT REMOTELY TAKES CARE OF YOU, DAMNIT.
Okay, everything is fine now, Mandy is resurrected and we can all going about our happily little merry ways. Goddamnit, Scott.
Btw, I thought this would be a nice idea. The Sexton’s Death Scoreboard shall be posted after each successful/failed resurrection.
Sextons - 8
Grim - 1
… wow, I just realized how messed up this child is going to be. Got electrocuted and died along with his/her mother. If this turns out to be a normal child, well I’ll be damned.
... is there going to be a radioactive babby with supahpowahz in the house?
Achillea Moonshine and Sunflower were to grow up on the same day, but here’s only a pic of Sunflower’s because surely you don’t want to see this same mess again for a second time. No, I didn’t think so.
Anyways, here’s Sunflower lookin’ a little adorable with reused hair because I don't have enough toddler appropriate hair.
Oh good lord what is wrong with you?
I was going to take a “proper” pic of him, but instead have this one of him shoving his hand in his mouth.
The butler has this annoying habit of leaving things in the oven and walking away to do something else. One of the faults of his I absolutely hates because Mandy can’t surely save all his burned food from catching fire.
He’s also a total idiot who called the Fire Department because a tree outside got struck by lighting and caught fire. The rain put it out and Leo got fined for something he didn’t even do. /:
Why are you smustling there what is even the point?
Oh? You guys all want to play some musical cribs?
TOO BAD, REDECORATING.
Leo: Why are there so many flowers?!
Behold in wonder as all these glorious flowers have been deposited into the nursery. There’s only one crib now so the adults/elders can’t complain about that. Hm, seems like someone has to sleep on the floor when the baby arrives, huh? This is why we can’t have nice things.
~x~
ISBI status:
Torch-Holders: 3
Perma-plat sims: 1
Shrink Visits: 8
Social Bunny Visits: 2
Repo Man Visits: 1
Fires: 7
Electrocutions: 3
Self Wettings: 35
Pass-Outs: 23
Freezing/Overheating: 0
Fights: 40
Deaths: 3
~x~
I really hate the Butler, I don't see what's so good about them. /: They're so annoying.