I'm Rick James BEEATCH!
Okay i have to get some things off my chest *removes zacs hands*
Zac makes me so uncomfortable - he talks about sex all the time and how he wants to touch me and rub my ***** and lick me in places that arent to be mentioned in this entry because preschool level maturity ppl are reading it... he always describes his dreams that are sexually vivid. and they all include me participating in outrageous sex fetishes! like this one dream he had was of me and him like acting out our version of the PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE and how he would " know what he would be doin with his middle leg" to me. i dont understand this! why do guys always talk about sex! is that all they want! that is why it makes me uncomfortable because i mean yea it would be really nice to do all these things but why do they always have to be the main event in a conversation!!! sheesh ! and TODAY he said that he daydreamed at work about me being a pizza lady and bringing him a spinach alfredo pizza and he "kidnapped me" and made me eat the pizza while he was doin it to me doggy style! THEN he made me lick garlic sauce off his **** and eat a pepper from his @$$****!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAT THAAAAA FOOOOOK! and then ONE TIME he was telling me about he was apu from the simpsons and i was his arabian princess and how bad he wanted to "tooch my genitayleea" im not a fuckn jew! YOU FUCKN GUYEEEEE!!!!! ALRIGHT i am talking to him on the phone right this very minute and he just SAID : IMMA BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD U WANNA BE MY KEN!!!! IM PLASTIC ITS FANTASTIC ! u can wax my hair take off my underwear! use ur imagination! im just god's BIG creation. his biggest fantasy is being my banana. he said he fits the description of a banana because he's curved too! he fits the description of a banana because he's delicious and nutritious. but he's and albino banana because he's white. and underneath the soft peeling there is a sweeet scrumdiddly-umptious surprise for me! how does he know it would be a sweet scrumptious surprise? is he the one discovered it or something ? is he the first one who ever tasted it or someshit? DAMN! ppl these days! im logging off cuz i think im turnin into a schizo with all this stuff going up n down in my mind. peace mofo's !
Zac makes me so uncomfortable - he talks about sex all the time and how he wants to touch me and rub my ***** and lick me in places that arent to be mentioned in this entry because preschool level maturity ppl are reading it... he always describes his dreams that are sexually vivid. and they all include me participating in outrageous sex fetishes! like this one dream he had was of me and him like acting out our version of the PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE and how he would " know what he would be doin with his middle leg" to me. i dont understand this! why do guys always talk about sex! is that all they want! that is why it makes me uncomfortable because i mean yea it would be really nice to do all these things but why do they always have to be the main event in a conversation!!! sheesh ! and TODAY he said that he daydreamed at work about me being a pizza lady and bringing him a spinach alfredo pizza and he "kidnapped me" and made me eat the pizza while he was doin it to me doggy style! THEN he made me lick garlic sauce off his **** and eat a pepper from his @$$****!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAT THAAAAA FOOOOOK! and then ONE TIME he was telling me about he was apu from the simpsons and i was his arabian princess and how bad he wanted to "tooch my genitayleea" im not a fuckn jew! YOU FUCKN GUYEEEEE!!!!! ALRIGHT i am talking to him on the phone right this very minute and he just SAID : IMMA BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD U WANNA BE MY KEN!!!! IM PLASTIC ITS FANTASTIC ! u can wax my hair take off my underwear! use ur imagination! im just god's BIG creation. his biggest fantasy is being my banana. he said he fits the description of a banana because he's curved too! he fits the description of a banana because he's delicious and nutritious. but he's and albino banana because he's white. and underneath the soft peeling there is a sweeet scrumdiddly-umptious surprise for me! how does he know it would be a sweet scrumptious surprise? is he the one discovered it or something ? is he the first one who ever tasted it or someshit? DAMN! ppl these days! im logging off cuz i think im turnin into a schizo with all this stuff going up n down in my mind. peace mofo's !