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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In May, I sacrificed mindgraffiti to Cthulhu (500 points). Last week, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In February, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). When the stars were right, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In December, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In January, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-440 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant,
psychoengel909
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Edit:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I gave coffingirl a kidney (1000 points). Last Monday tdotruvon and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Tuesday I turned kurusevere in for littering (3 points). In August I put gum in escaping_chaos's hair (-12 points). In January I pushed brokenlastwish in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (924 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
psychoengel909