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My youngest has a huge crush on a teenager at church named David. He's 18, she's 4.

My daughters and I watched Sleepless in Seattle tonight. When the movie was over I tucked Em in and she said, "Mommy, I really liked that movie. It made me more in love with David".

I am in for sooooo much trouble with that one.

Conversation over breakfast at Cracker Barrel:

Kat (15 year old): Hey Em...I'm going to play the old fashioned kind of lawn darts with you. You know, the ones with the sharp point that'll jab you if you don't catch it right.

Em (4 year old): That's not a nice thing to do to a lady!!!

Hee hee hee :)

A friend sent this to me. Follow the steps below. The results cracked me up. :)

Go to Google
Click on 'Maps'
Click on 'Get Directions'
In the first box (From), put in New York, NY
In the second box (To), put in Paris France.

Yes, the visual directions are funny... but scroll down to #23 in the steps on the right.

Have a good weekend everyone!

...between me and a male co-worker ( Read more... )

The Ides of March falls on the 15th of March every year. My co-worker wanted to know "what the heck" the Ides of March is and why it is famous. So beginneth the history lesson. :)

The ides of any month is the middle of the month. In 44BC Julius Ceasar called for a meeting of the Roman senate in order to discuss a petition that would remove some of ( Read more... )

I love this song title...the whole song really. I about died laughing when I heard it for the first time. (For the lyrics see behind the cut). This song gives a dead-on description of the way I live my life. I think that most people can relate to them. Or at least see a piece of themselves in them. And the music is played at a frantic pace that ( Read more... )

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Somehow the conversation at work turned to Britney's Skirt Shot. My co-worker said he'd really rather not see Britney flashing her bits all over the place. That led to the invention of a new breakfast cereal; Britney Bits: All marshmallow fluff and no substance.