Joke from email....

[psychobgy]

Associated Press:

America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be
referred to as "HILLBILLIES. "

Now refer to them as APPALACHIAN- AMERICANS.

And furthermore...

WOMEN:

1. She is no longer a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is no longer "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE"

3. She is no longer a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY- ENJOYED COMPANION."

5. She is no longer a "NAG" - She is "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is no longer a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

MEN:

1. He no longer has a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is no longer a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is no longer "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He no longer acts like a "TOTAL ASS" - He has a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's no longer his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE."