Well besides a guy that actually want to be with me ( Read more... )

USS COLE  HAS FINIALLY BEEN AVENGED!!!!!!! Rest in Peace Kenneth Clodfelter.......... your countries men and women have fought hard and brought you peace.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ0S0BUE0zg&feature=player_embedded

Everyone has to check this out!!!!

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Wicket Graduated from Intermediate class tonight!!!! I just had to share:-D

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
              (Passing requires 4 correct answers)
(Do NOT cheat by looking at the answers.

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary ( Read more... )

George Carlin is dead. I knew this day had to come but it still saddens me. 

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer ( Read more... )

 

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to ( Read more... )