Woke up this morning in a strange bed, in a strange room, with strange walls, strange floor, strange ceiling.

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR WHAT IS--Wait. What...my sword...no, this can’t...be...

Where is my amulet? I AM GOING TO KILL THE FIRST PERSON I SEE. Get me the hell out of here. Now. I WILL SLAY YOU, YOU HUMAN SCUM.