So,

Jan 13, 2009 13:42

If you could have anyone, anyone in the world, past or present, dead or alive, character, friend, whatever, narrate your life, who would you want it to be?

For my it would almost definitely be Morgan Freeman. He's probably my favourite non-comedy actor, and he's just so damned awesome. His voice is almost...homely, but suave, and like he always knows exactly what he's talking about. Besides, you know you'd seem important with a guy like him narrating your life story.

Otherwise, I would say, ohmygawdit'slikeyouneversawitcoming, Dan Green, voice actor of Mewtwo, Yugi and Yami, Knuckles and fifty other voices you can look up on IMDB. Using his Yami voice or possibly Mewtwo. If it's completely in-character, though, the Yami voice would keep pointing out obvious things multiple times in an intense shout, and Mewtwo wouldn't say much, and the little he would say would be all deep and philisophical, possibly with some emo comparisons with his own life.

I wouldn't really object to that dude who plays Captain Picard, though. HE'S A FRENCHMAN WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT, TOTALLY RAD. Nah, he's cool, though.

I had an extra fortune cookie I "forgot" about on my desk. Was feeling a bit down earlier, and though I'm feeling much better now, I decided what the hell, and went for it (...it was already broken, imagine that). Still tasted pretty good, though, and I got another interesting fortune. "Opportunity awaits you on next Tuesday."

So that would be January 20th, as well as March 30th from my other fortune. Hm.

Swieca called my cell for the second week today. Poor guy has to go to TWO schools right now, since he can't takt the science-y course he needs at our school. Since his class only starts at 1, he gets bored waiting, so he just randomly calls me to complain and then talk about cartoons and stuff. Mostly cartoons. XD He's so silly. He woke me up, but all was fine.

The house alarm went off at 4:30 last night. It was fucking annoying because I had JUST fallen asleep a bit past four. I only knew I had fallen asleep at all because I was a few songs down the Rod Stewart CD I'd been listening to on my iPod. We don't know why it happened, but I wasn't too freaked out since it had gone off twice while we were in Florida, so it was probably because of the weather. ...I still kinda hid under the covers, though.

So yesterday I picked up the gang in the van to head to the metro station with a neat mall we've never all been to, of course taking ages for multiple reasons. Not of least of them was because WE HAD NO IDEA WHERE RYAN WAS. XDDDD Here I am with Eric and Johnny, and we can NOT figure out where Ryan's waiting for us. We had to call multiple times and I had to go this way and that, switching the side of the street until we FINALLY got him ("QUICK, GO TO THE OTHER SIDE, RYAN!"). We were almost 20 minutes late to meet Sam, then with Brian and Jackie, we were all together, and all rejoiced.

We were like kinds in a candy shop when we found that candy shop. Very immature kids who, for some reason, kept loitering around the erotic stuff (somebody please buy me a candy bra so that I may eat the nipples out). Sam got penis-shaped breath mints and Eric got a unicorn penis lollypop. We had dinner, used my coupons to get some bubble tea (...well, mostly slushies XD), then went to go see Slumdog Millionaire. Yup, straight from Bollywood! It actually won Best Drama, iirc, and for good reason; it was amazing. Incredibly well-done, original, pieced together excellently, great acting, just wow. It was great seeing something different, and it was overall just...great. The end dance squence was just <3. XD

Sooooo much I need to do on SPPf. Just frecking can't half the time. I don't have the patience or energy sometimes. Now I'm randomly replying to Misc. topics. If I start talking like Josh, someone please shoot me.

Sent a PM to Babylon, actually. Haven't gotten a response, so I just hope he listens. Hm. :P

RPG seriously needs thread moderation on. Argh.

I love my new red bra. It fits me nicely, is comfortable, made from a great fabric, and a pretty shade of ruby red. Can you say "I feel pretty?" X3

So my rl friend Jana decided she wanted to write a Pokémon fic. She even wanted characters from Sam, Grace and I. You'd think that's pretty neat and stuff, since I'd be able to help her with whatever she wants since I've been in the community for so lond and know the ropes.

...yeah, no. Running off to encounter a legendary because she heard it was upset, rescuing her first Pokémon from said legendary's attack, and said Pokémon remaining with her out of loyalty. She also meets Team Rocket the day she goes to the professor. Oh, and by an incredibly stroke of luck, she gets two eggs at different points in time, each one, luck would have it, hatching into a shiny Pokémon starter.

Yeah, you would chew her out if you reviewed that, right? Suffice to say, I wasn't going to a) let my friend post something as newbie-ish as that, or b) let her get yelled at by any reviewer with any common sense.

When I tried to tell her, it was like facing half the newb fic writers I've ever seen. Her attitude towards fic-writing in general has always been "I'll write whatever the hell I want, and I don't care what you think." Yeah, she's one of those. But she's always been sensative to criticism, so, you know. *sigh*

So she didn't take my advice well at all (since I totally know nothing, despite being a Fan Fiction Mod on one of the biggest Pokémon forums on the web, sure). Here are some of the things she's said I'm sure you folks will find interesting.
-I'm taking this too seriously (SRS BIZNES GAIZ)
-Trainers ALWAYS see legendaries the day they start their journey, and she really likes this legendary so it's happening no matter what
-I say that lots of newbies use shinies for no reason? Well, maybe it's just because they all like shinies
-Nobody has to enjoy it anyway
-It didn't matter since it's her fic
-Anything can happen (because the author says so)

Well, she's decided she really doesn't want to compromise, so to avoid the nasty people she's going to post it on a furry site. That way nobody who reads it will know the many clichés in it, and anyone who doesn't really like Pokémon will still read because of the promise of Pokémonxhuman sex, which nobody will complain about. (Now there's a good reason for me to avoid making her a character. While I don't really have a problem with it, if it's sex for the sake of sex, or weird partners, just...no.)

So yeah, I'm just going to step away, leave Jana to herself and take no part in this. I've seen this behaviour too often, and usually I'd be able to help convincer her to change, but she isn't budging so easily. She's a year older than me, too, and it seems like it's just too late to change her way of thinking. Guess it's easier to catch them young. @.@

~Psychic

friends, fan fiction, movies, universe, sppf

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