Memo to my allergy medicine and OMG, a shiny new word!
To the Claritin pill I took almost an hour ago:
Please inform me of when you plan to start working. The Kimberly-Clark corporation called; they want to know why I don't just buy stock in the company. I told them I prefer to use a Proctor & Gamble product called "Puffs" rather than Kleenex, as the P & G product does not shred my nose when I need to blow said nose about twenty times in five minutes. They hung up in a huff. Even with Puffs, blowing the nose that often in that short amount of time is somewhat uncomfortable, but no more so than constantly having a runny nose because you have failed to notice that the clock is ticking, you are supposed to be on the job, yet are slacking off. Please get moving and stop the nose from running and sneezing ASAP.
Thank you.
Signed,
The Owner of the Nose and Potential Future Stockholder in Procter & Gamble
New word my husband learned yesterday: "beneficiate". As in, "Microsoft does not benificiate from the Open Source community."
No, no they do not. I'm willing to bet that they don't BENEFIT from it either. The person serving as a spokesperson for Microsoft could possibly "benificiate" from the gift of a dictionary, however. ;)
Please inform me of when you plan to start working. The Kimberly-Clark corporation called; they want to know why I don't just buy stock in the company. I told them I prefer to use a Proctor & Gamble product called "Puffs" rather than Kleenex, as the P & G product does not shred my nose when I need to blow said nose about twenty times in five minutes. They hung up in a huff. Even with Puffs, blowing the nose that often in that short amount of time is somewhat uncomfortable, but no more so than constantly having a runny nose because you have failed to notice that the clock is ticking, you are supposed to be on the job, yet are slacking off. Please get moving and stop the nose from running and sneezing ASAP.
Thank you.
Signed,
The Owner of the Nose and Potential Future Stockholder in Procter & Gamble
New word my husband learned yesterday: "beneficiate". As in, "Microsoft does not benificiate from the Open Source community."
No, no they do not. I'm willing to bet that they don't BENEFIT from it either. The person serving as a spokesperson for Microsoft could possibly "benificiate" from the gift of a dictionary, however. ;)